Shrek b waitin fo his bitches to arive.
That is dinkass and puss in heels.
He pound fist at table and screm "WHERE DA BITCHED"
he is angry and he need to taek nap.
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Donkass and Heeles hear mighty roar of the shrej and walk fastr. They cant haev him mad @ dem. They love him.
So donkass tell nother storre.
"One tiem i made waffle for shrek, he hate dem and shuv dem up my ass butt hoel and maek me make,new ones. Den does ones aint good so i get mire waffl shoved up my ass but hoel. End"
Heels like dat storee so he tell own.
"Oen time shrek was pettin me and i like it."
Donkass got jelly at this and started to punch puss in heels and say he is a fuckin two timen cheeetr and that shrek is his.
Five mins l8tr they bac on trail.
End.
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The Trail of Shrek
PertualanganIt took many days and weeks for donkass and puss in heels to fi,d shrek. dis it the journey of the adventur
