𝘐𝘕𝘈𝘙𝘐𝘡𝘈𝘒𝘐 𝘊𝘙𝘈𝘊𝘒

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mrs. akagi
mUUUUM

mrs. akagi
I NEED SOME PADS, CAN YOU
GO GET ME SOMEEEEE

japan's best high school setter ✨is online.

japan's best high school setter ✨

do i look like your mom to you?

mrs. akagi
WRONG CHAT IGNORE THAT

bendy stripper pole is online.

bendy stripper pole
you must be that desperate if
your coming to us for that

mrs. akagi
oh fuck off rin

japan's best high school setter ✨
@mother shin<3

mother shin<3 is online.

mother shin<3
Why did my phone ping?

mother shin <3
Atsumu, why did you tag
me?

japan's best high school setter ✨
y/N sWoREEEE

mother shin<3
That's understandable, when girls
are on their period, their
hormones can make them have
mood swings.

mrs. akagi
i—

bendy stripper pole
we stan captains with knowledge
about girl problems

japan's best high school setter ✨
wait, since its caused by
hormones does that mean she
gets horny too???

mrs. akagi
you son of a bitch, i will find
your horny ass and slit your
mf throat tomorrow

better twin is online.

mother shin<3
Atsumu, please refrain
from saying things like that,
you should have learnt this is
your puberty class last year.

mother shin <3
Or, depending on your school,
first-year of junior high.

better twin
he did but he wasn't listening
cause he was too busy being a
horny little rat

japan's best high school setter ✨
I WAS NOT, STOP LYING
SAMUUUUU

mrs. akagi
oh googly moogly it's all gone
to shit

happy bebe is online.

happy bebe
:0

happy bebe
is wifey on her period?!!!

mrs. akagi
mIcHIII

concerned uncle is online.

concerned uncle

[attached photo]

concerned uncle
which one should i buy

mrs. akagi
you are not seriously—

concerned uncle
nah it's alrite, i came to buy me
sum ritz crackers so mite as
well

mrs. akagi
i—

mrs. akagi
..........[preferred brand] plez

mrs. akagi
i can now die of shame. thank
you bye

mrs. akagi is offline.

happy bebe
noooo come backkk

happy bebe
;-;

happy bebe is offline.

japan's best high school setter ✨
should i be concerned

better twin
nah

[outside your house]

"[y/n]-chaaaaaaaan!!"

you were pulled out of your thoughts at the call of your name. whomst the fuck—?

you begrudgingly got out of the warmth of your covers and walked to the door. you were met with a beaming akagi. you could also spot the miya twins a few metres away. when did they get here—? ah. wait. they're my neighbours.

"HI [N/N]!" akagi greeted loudly. "heeeey, [y/n]-chan," the twins lazily greeted. behind the two, you could spot a moving blob of light grey behind the twins.
that must be kita-san, why's he with em?

"OI!"

"LOSERS WEEPERS!"

atsumu ran up to you with a bento box in hand. osamu, who was too late to chase him now, looked disappointed. "samu made ya some onigiri! a-and i put chocolates on the side there! don't- don't take it another way, we just had spare! that's all!"

you gave him a disbelieving look,

"take it, ya scrub, or else i'm eating it all!"

you finally took the bento box. "you can eat the chocolates, i read that cocoa is good for cramps, but don't eat too much. it won't do ya good in the long run." kita advised.

"YO, Y/N."

you turned your head slightly to see ojiro walking with a white bag in hand, as well as someone next to him... omimi? he handed you a plastic bag, which you assumed was the thing he bought for you at the shop.

"why are you all here..."

"to visit ya, what did you think?" was atsumu's snappy reply.

"atsumu. you have ten more minutes until we will go back to yer house to continue the tutoring." kita cut in.

"well i'm going to stay with [y/n]-chan so i can cheer her up!" akagi said as he wrapped his arms around you, regaining you the warmth you missed when you exited your house. atsumu grumbled, as he was not able to cheer you up as well.

author's note

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we end with tsundere atsumu and akagi being a good hubby :>