Twenty-four

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(For some reason in my last chapter i said Leo was #7 but he's #9 i dont know where i got 7 from also i never really had birthdays for the kids but it's harder for me to make plot lines so I'm giving then birthdays now...

HJ's bday: September 16th,2014 (10)
Andi: July 23rd, 2016(8)
The triplets :March 14th, 2018(7)
Babe: January 4th, 2021(3)
Twins: July 9th, 2022(2)
Leo: December 16th, 2024(0)

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Louis spent his birthday in bed breastfeeding a new born. Harry made it up in gifts. Louis got a new mom car that was a large  van. They could now travel as a family in one car. Louis thought it was ugly ,but he knew it was practical. He was still sore from pushing out a 11lbs baby.

They following day was Christmas and they all bought matching white reindeer pajamas. Harry posted a photo of the family in front of their tree. Louis held Leo against his chest as he sat off to the side. The twins were in Harry's lap. HJ and Andi were in the back with their arms on each other. The triplets stood in the middle, they were play fighting. Babe sat in the very front criss crossed a baby doll was in her lap, her curls were a mess. Harry captioned the family photo "Christmas 2024 with a new addition. Leo Styles. Happy holidays to all!" The family photo had mix reactions half of the comment section congratulating. The other half shaming them for having their 9th child.

One comment read "I thought Harry stated in an interview her got a vasectomy...how tf is there another one"

Another read "27 years old with 9 kids...how tf you do that"


Harry ignored the comments and enjoyed Christmas with his family. Harry watched as his kids opened their presents. Louis sat next to Harry on the couch. Leo was drinking from him.

"Mama, look what santa got me," Leah smiled. She lifted up a reborn doll that she was begging for. Louis smiled and wanted.

"See what happens when you're good?" He chuckled. Louis and Harry were never the parents to give their kids a lot on Christmas. It was hard to get out the mind set that they aren't dirt poor anymore. Louis remember HJ's 2nd Christmas where all "santa"'was able to get him was one lego sets. He had two more presents from his parents but they were toys they found second hand. Louis and Harry both agreed that they would only spend at most 200£ on each child. Obviously, the younger the baby the less that was spent.

After the children were done opening gifts Harry came in with the trash bag,"Okay my off spring throw your trash in the bag, but please triple check that you're not throwing away gifts. I don't need a repeat of what happened last year with HJ's ipod."

Later that night at Christmas dinner the whole extended family was there. This included Harry's family, Harry's mom and sister (and Gemmas current boyfriend) and Louis' family. The adults sat at the main dining table-which also included the twins, Babe, and Leo. There was a separate table for teens. Then the children's table.

HJ was at the head of the table. Andi sat next Doris and Ernest. They were the same age so they had a lot to talk about. The triplets sat on the the other end. Andi was currently showing Doris her new reborn doll.

"Mama said I can pick any name that I want," She explained. She pushed her curls back a little with the palm of her hand which caused a green bean to be caught in it,"and I decided to name her Chrissy, like Christmas because I got her for Christmas," she explained. The reborn looked surprisingly realistic. Chrissy was about the size of a newborn. The baby had a full head of blonde hair. The eyes were shut. Doris studied the doll.

"I think Chrissy is a very pretty name," Doris stated before taking a big bite of Christmas ham.Ernie nodded in agreement.

At the grown up table Harry's mom was explaining the difference methods of birth control,"Why dont you get your tubes tied?" Anne asked Louis.

Louis looked at Anne for a solid 5 seconds before answering,"I don't want to," he said simply,"what if I want another baby..."

Anne just sat there with her mouth wide open,"why would you want another baby? Isn't 9 kids enough?" Harry was just as shocked by his answer.

Louis shrugged. He put his attention back to Leo.. He rubbed his back softly. Despite being a difficult pregnancy Leo was a very easy baby. He only cried when he wanted milk or if he pooped.

"Do you want another baby?" Harry asked finally breaking the silence. Louis brought his attention back to Harry.

"Obviously not right now, but I love being pregnant. You love when I'm pregnant. you love that I haven't stopped producing milk in almost 4 years. You and I both think pregnancy is hot and we have the best S-E-X when I'm far along," Louis stopped to think,"and I love raising kids, I can't imagine myself without a baby in my arms."

Anne and Jay just sat there in shock, they couldn't believe that Louis just said that in front of the whole family.

"Baby...I don't think our family needs to hear all of that," Harry cleared his throat. Louis went back to looking down at Leo.

"Then maybe they should stay out of our business," Louis responded in a sassy matter.

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"And tonight on our new year special we have Harry styles as a guest star, but first our host gets to sit down and catch up with him."

Harry Styles would appear on a new hit talk show called The Andrew Lover show. Andrew Lover was a a hit comedian in the last couple of years. He was 22 years old and already had his own talk show along with 3 different Netflix Stand up specials. His show was much like snl, but was geared towards the teens. Andrew was a young mixed man who was raised in England. His stood at 5'9 and had curly brown hair with chocolate brown eyes. Freckles covered his brown skin.

Harry currently sat on the couch next to his desk wearing a white suit with bell bottom pants. His nails were painted neon yellow-as requested by Leah. He smiled at the young host.

Andrew started to talk, "So you and Louis just had you 9th kid," there was a pause so the audience could cheer,"now what in your right mind gets you to have 9 children?"

Harry threw his head back to laugh,"going to he honest with you, it was skipping health class to have sex with my boyfriend in the bathroom," Harry admitted. The whole audience laughed,"I don't know how to put a condom on."

As if on cue and stage hand came out with a bunch of bananas and a pack of condoms,"I thought you would say thaT."

Andrew then spent the last couple of minutes teaching Harry how to put a condom on. Harry would pretend that he had no idea what he was doing and would mess up. After a few more minutes of the skit Andrew said,"Now that you know how to wear a condom, promise you're done with having kids."

Harry put his hands up as he chuckled. There was banana wrapped in a condom in his left,"No promises, you should see Louis' ass while he's pregnant

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Sorry for any misspellings or if the wording is weird i don't like proofreading

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