Here are the people for those of you that don't know what the hell this is.
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Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image. Here we have the beautiful David Vanian, fabulous lead singer of The Damned.
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Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image. Here we have Ian McCulloch (Mac the Mouth) Of Echo and the Bunnymen. Keep in mind he is well known for his baritone voice and strong Scouse accent.
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Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image. Our final cast member is the majestic pigeon overlord. Say anything against this pigeon and you will face the consequences.

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The Doll Fic
RomanceDave Vanian is homeless and The Beaver Man wants to help. Poor Davie is abducted by The Beaver Man and is forced to choose a doll. Then everything turned sour... Merry Christmas Bastards, and I'm sorry... or am I...