The Stradoola Gang attacked Peach's kingdom. But an unknown assailant annihilated all of them in just one shot.
Mario(Nice as possible):Who are you?
???:My name is Sans!Peach, Mother of the Reality Alliance.
Mario:Really?
Mario(Happier):In that case…
Mario(Makes a serious joke):Welcome BACK to the Reality Alliance, or should I say, Super Reality Legends Alliance.
Sans!Peach(Shocked):You brought back the Reality Alliance!?
Mario:Of course, why wouldn't we?
Sans!Peach:That makes me happier…
Mario:We also have two new worlds.
Sans!Peach(Interested):Really?
Mario:Yeah, Come on.
In StarFoxLand,
Mario:Oh, the timing on these guys.
Krystal(Whining, Jumping out of her ship, Tired):Why do I always get the morning shift?... *Yawns*
Mario:Hey, Krystal.
Krystal(Tired):Oh, Hey, Mario. Oh, Hello ma'am. Who might you be?
Sans!Peach:I am Sans!Peach, Mother of the Reality Alliance, Bone to meet you.
Everyone cracks up.
Mario:Yup, Just like Sans…
Krystal(Tired, Feels Honored):Wow… This job just got way better… Give me a sec…
Krystal(Tired, Jumps into her ship, Calls Fox):This is Krystal…
Fox:Krystal? Me, Falco, and Slippy were getting worried.
Krystal(Tired):Sorry about that…
Fox:That's ok. Need backup?
Krystal(Tired):There's someone here you must meet.
Fox(Hangs up):Ok?
Krystal(Tired, Jumps out of her ship):A few friends are on the way.
Sans!Peach:Might as well meet some of the residents.
In 2 minutes,
Fox(Jumps out of his ship):Ok…
Fox(Shocked):Uuuuh…
Falco(Shocked):That's Sans!Peach…
Slippy(Shocked):An actual god is here…
Falco(Jealous):Krystal, You got lucky!!
Krystal(Tired, Giggles):You're jealous…
Falco(Jealous):You got to see an actual god first thing on YOUR shift! Of course, I'm jealous!
Sans!Peach(Cracks a joke):Someone has a frying pan of things to say to you, eh, Krystal?
Everyone cracks up.
Falco(Laughing, Cracks a joke):Man! It's hard to be mad when there is a comedian cracking a big fan of jokes!
Sans!Peach(Laughing):What the hell…
Pepper:Fox…
Fox:General…
Pepper:You are in charge of this world, I realize that.
Fox:At least you got there… Krystal.
Krystal(Tired):Fox…
Fox:I think it's best for you to take the late-night shift instead starting tomorrow… By request of Peppy.
Krystal(Tired):Ok then… That shift might be easier for me…
Fox:I think you should get some rest back at base.
Krystal(Tired):Yes, sir.
Mario:Well, anyway. We'd better get going.
Sans!Peach:Yeah, There's a 2nd world if I'm not mistaken.
Mario:Yeah, one with no logic.
Sans!Peach:One with no logic you say? How intriguing…
In HenryStickminLand,
Henry:Mario! Oh and you must be Sans!Peach!
Sans!Peach:Yes. Bone to meet you.
Everyone cracks up.
Henry:Yup, As expected, she's cracking jokes.
Mario:I wouldn't be surprised either.
Sans!Peach(Sees Henry's Personal Tank):Oh so you just casually drive a tank?
Henry:Oh! Yeah, I stole that from the Tophat Clan recently.
Mario:Oh ok, stolen from an evil gang of thieves!
Sans!Peach:Works for me.
Mario:Anyway… Oh, CHARLES! I SEE YOU!
Charles(In his Helicopter, Hovering over them):HEY, MARIO! Henry, Ellie was spotted at The Wall glued one of the walls there!
Sans!Peach(Confused):Uh, What!?
Charles(In his Helicopter, Hovering over them):The Wall, it's a prison complex Henry got stuck at once.
Henry:This is Sans!Peach.
Charles(In his Helicopter, Hovering over them):I do apologize.
Sans!Peach:There's literally no logic around here, that much is clear.
Charles(In his Helicopter, Lands nearby):Come, we could use the help.
Sans!Peach(Boards Charles' Helicopter):Ok?
Mario(Boards Henry's Tank):See you both there.
Sans!Peach:Ok!
At The Wall,
Sans!Peach:Um… Stuck are we?
Ellie(Stuck on the wall of a building):Yeah, You must be Sans!Peach.
Sans!Peach:Yeah.
???!?????(Controlled):Step Away.
Sans!Peach:Ink!Daisy… You're being controlled by an outside force.
Ellie(Freed by Magic energy):Huh? Where's Charles? The Bad Time Duo Earrings!?
Charles(BAD TIME DUO EARRINGS EQUIPPED):Tovas!
Ink!Daisy(Freed from the Tophat Clan's control!?):Ack! What happened!?
Sans!Peach(Helps Ink!Daisy to the wall Ellie was stuck on):Hey…
Ink!Daisy:Sans!Peach? Is that you?
Sans!Peach:It's me… You ok?
Ink!Daisy:Yeah… Where are we?
Sans!Peach:A prison complex called… The Wall?
Ink!Daisy:The Wall… Where's the logic in this world?
Sans!Peach:Non-existent… I wouldn't be surprised, Henry casually drives around in a Tank.
Ink!Daisy:Uh… What now?
Reginald Copperbottom:Oh,no… Here comes Tophat!Henry.
Tophat!Henry:Interesting.
Tophat!Ellie(Right Hand Lady):Hmmm…
Suddenly a blaster rams into the ground nearby and Charles, in Blue and Orange, Appears within it. He has a few tricks up his sleeve it seems.
Charles:Kamikaze Storm!!
The Tophat Version of Henry and Ellie are annihilated by several blasters raining onto them!
Henry:There's one way to annihilate someone.
Sans!Peach:Anyway, we…
Ink!Daisy is asleep.
Mario:Oh, She's asleep…
Sans!Peach:I will…
Suddenly a Flashbang Grenade goes off stunning everyone.
YOU ARE READING
Super Reality Legends
FanfictionEnter this world of games, see the special Reality Alliance build its powered balance and the unexpected surprises that occur as well. This is only a parody, please don't take this seriously.
