#1. Why did the bike fall over?? ...Because it was two tired!!
#2. Why cant your nose be 12 inches long??... Cuz then it would be a foot!
#3. Why did the Golfer bring two pairs of pants?... In case he got a hole in one!!
#4. If athletes get athletes foot, what do elves get??... Mistle-toe!!
#5. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?... Yeah, he's fine..Eventually, he woke up.
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These are not my jokes...but they are pretty punny
HumorThese are a whole bunch of joke that i have heard and told over the years!!! I hope you find these jokes funny...cuz if not... im a failure Lol
