These are not my jokes...but they are pretty punny

Dark Humor...

#1. My therapist told me that time heals all wounds...so i stabbed him...now we wait..

#2. so a guy is walking with a young boy in the woods; the boy says " hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared. To that the man replied,"how do you think i feel? I have to walk back alone?

#3. My goldfish can breakdance! But only for twenty seconds though and only once.

#4.If a toy from toy story died, the kids wouldnt know. So all the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.

#5. Watching my daughter at the park earlier. One of the parents there asked me "which ones yours?". Just for fun i scratched my chin and said "I'm still choosing". I have never seen someone so horrified.