Walked into a bar jokes...

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#1. A dragon walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face..the dragon says " i just had to fire half of my employees"

#2. A rabbit, a preacher and a minister walk into a bar and the bartender says "what is this?? A typo?"

#3. A blind man walks into a bar..and a chair....and a table

#4. A shetland pony walks into a bar has a couple drinks and pulls out a $10..the bartender says "Sorry pal...Youre short"

#5. A sandwich walks into a bar.. the bartender says "sorry we dont serve food here"


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