First Round of Skits

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Alice: Where are Henry and Bendy? It's almost time to start the show.

Boris: (Shrugs)

Henry: (Races into the room panting) Sorry I'm late! I was just-

*Insert angry footsteps approaching*

Henry: - doing things... ">->

Bendy: (Slams the door open while ink drips down his brow) HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE SQUEAKING STAIRS!!!

Henry: (Oddly calm) Push is such a strong word. I prefer to call it... giving you a little "nudge."

Bendy: I have half a mind to "nudge" ya into tha Ink Machine!!

•••

Sammy: I summon you, Ink Demon! Show your face and take this tender sheep!

Bendy: (Appears out of nowhere) Ya called for a barbecue?

Sammy: AHHHHH!

•••

Wally: Is this your cake?

Sammy: Yes.

Wally: (Runs away with the cake) Well, it's mine now!

Sammy: Wally!!

•••

Sammy: 🎶Under the ink!🎶

Sammy: 🎶Under the ink!🎶

Sammy: 🎶My lord it's better! Here where it's darker!🎶

Sammy: 🎶Take it from me!🎶

•••

Henry: Bendy...

Bendy: What?

Henry: Where's the door hole?

Bendy: It goes right there. See, I drew it with ink.

Henry: You were supposed to cut it out with the axe.

Bendy: Relax, I'm gonna!

Henry: Oh really?!

Bendy: Yes!

Henry: So go get the axe.

Bendy: Fine, I will!

Bendy: (Walks into the wall) ...

Bendy: I see the problem now...

Henry: OH DO YA?!!!



(Here are the first handful of skits! I hope that you like them, and feel free to give me suggestions because I would love to hear them.)

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