Alice: Where are Henry and Bendy? It's almost time to start the show.
Boris: (Shrugs)
Henry: (Races into the room panting) Sorry I'm late! I was just-
*Insert angry footsteps approaching*
Henry: - doing things... ">->
Bendy: (Slams the door open while ink drips down his brow) HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE SQUEAKING STAIRS!!!
Henry: (Oddly calm) Push is such a strong word. I prefer to call it... giving you a little "nudge."
Bendy: I have half a mind to "nudge" ya into tha Ink Machine!!
•••
Sammy: I summon you, Ink Demon! Show your face and take this tender sheep!
Bendy: (Appears out of nowhere) Ya called for a barbecue?
Sammy: AHHHHH!
•••
Wally: Is this your cake?
Sammy: Yes.
Wally: (Runs away with the cake) Well, it's mine now!
Sammy: Wally!!
•••
Sammy: 🎶Under the ink!🎶
Sammy: 🎶Under the ink!🎶
Sammy: 🎶My lord it's better! Here where it's darker!🎶
Sammy: 🎶Take it from me!🎶
•••
Henry: Bendy...
Bendy: What?
Henry: Where's the door hole?
Bendy: It goes right there. See, I drew it with ink.
Henry: You were supposed to cut it out with the axe.
Bendy: Relax, I'm gonna!
Henry: Oh really?!
Bendy: Yes!
Henry: So go get the axe.
Bendy: Fine, I will!
Bendy: (Walks into the wall) ...
Bendy: I see the problem now...
Henry: OH DO YA?!!!
(Here are the first handful of skits! I hope that you like them, and feel free to give me suggestions because I would love to hear them.)
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