STUCK OOF!

Undertaker and the evil author

not incest                                                                                                                                                                               _________________________________________________________

We walked into the Undertaker's parlor, the smell of death immediately invading our nostrils. the place was messy, coffins knives, and bottles full of random human body parts were scattered all over the place, covering most of the one window, and filling up the shelves. 

"What a dreary place this is, it could use some organization," I said out loud, like an idiot. "Well, what do we have here, are you here to get fitted for one of me coffins." "No sir, we are here to blackmail you." "Why would you want ta do that." because we need money to rent a place where we can stay until author-chan gets bored and sends us back home." "Yeah she trapped us here without any warning!" shouted Arli "What a jerk" 

POOF  

"hey I can hear you ya'know!" "oh trust me, we know" I replied "fine then your gonna be here for 48 more hours!" shouted the author poofing away whilst leaving us here to die.

"NOOOOO!!!" screamed Blythe "I HAVE A LIFE TO LIVE!!!" 

"What just happened?" we all turned to come face to covered face with a confused undertaker. "Oh, I forgot you were here" he gave me a disappointed look.

after 1 hour of explaining 

"so basically you people know everything," he asked raising an eyebrow that none of us could see. 

"well... not everything, but we do know quite a lot" replied Arli. "like what?" "well we know that your real name is Adrian and that you're somehow related to Ciel Phantomhive, whether biologically or not."