"what!!!!!"
"Well you see Ben and i were ready to you know...
"Do what?"
"You know..."
"No i don't..."
"We were about to you know seal the deal!!"
"Ohhhh ok and? Did you forget to wear underwear? Or are you wearing those ugly grandma panties?"
"Hey!!! Leave my undies alone they're so comfy but no ... Um Ben forgot a condom...... And i was wondering if you maybe had one....."
"Um what... Hahahhaa Omg that's so funny!!! Let me check... Have you seen my purse?"
"Didn't you have it when you left with Danny? Btw what happen with you and him?"
"Ugh long story shirt he's an asshole!!! So i left him and i asked some girl to hook up with to pretend she's me. And then i found this son of a bitch(;
Omg ill ask him for a condom!!!!"
Alice pov
Where is my horny prince charming?!?!? THERE!!! wait a second?!
*ahem*
Hpc: "oh hey!! I thought you had left!!! Do you need money for the taxi?!?!"
Scoff "im sorry what?!!!!!"
"here $40 is good right?"
"hmm"
Wtf does he think he is!!!! Oh hell nah!!!! As i turn i round i spin to face him and punch him in the nose hearing a cracking sound then i pull him close and knee him in the crotch and lean in his ear and whisper
"I think you'll be needing the $40 back to get that fix"
