We're a Mess (Oikawa x Reader)

Chapter 1

Oikawa Toru. What a freaking piece of shit.

"You're just mad you won second place." Oikawa laughs, jumping up from the table.

"Oh shut the hell up. You only won because you cheated!" I scowled, shoving him to the side.

"Will you guys stop yelling? My neighbours are gonna sue me!" Suga yelled.

"Yeah, chill (y/n)." Oikawa grins in my direction. I jump up from my chair.

"DO YOU WANNA GO? ILL GO RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANNA GO!" I scream, trying to reach his height. Not even jumping could ever scare this guy. I'm just too damn short.

"ILL GO IF YOU REALLY WANT TO!" He answered, rolling up his sleeves.

"This'll be amusing." Kuroo smiles, leaning back in his chair, sipping his drink.

"Too loud. Stfu guys." Kenma groaned, sitting on Kuroo's lap.

"You heard the man." Kuroo smiles at us. I kick Oikawa in the shins and sprint away before he could catch me.

"Hoes mad." He yelled before charging after me.

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Now you might be thinking, how the hell did you people become friends? Well, here's our little story:

I originally went to Seijoh high. Afterwards going to the closest college I could find. There I met Suga who was really nice to me and my brother Kuroo stayed close to me, even after he met Kenma. They got together and shit, then Suga introduced me to Oikawa. Oh Oikawa Toru. What a hot guy. An annoying hot guy. So yeah, we basically all met at the beginning of college and have formed a little group together!
Now, back to the present time!
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"I swear, you just suck at Monopoly. It's literally just money stuff." Oikawa rolled his eyes, finally stopping me.

"Pfft- I never asked you." I answer, rolling my eyes at him, exaggeratedly.

"You guys need to get over it. I'm going to bed. Leave or sleep on the floor. I couldn't care less." Suga yawns, waving at us as he walks to his bedroom. A boy named Daichi walks into the dorm. Sugas dorm-mate.
"Hey guys! I'm going to bed. Night." He smiled, walking to his bedroom too.

"I'll leave then." I smiled, saying bye to everyone.

"I'm coming with." Oikawa says, grabbing my arm. Since when am I gonna let this guy boss ME around?

"Um, no." I smiled, taking my arm away.

"You really suck. You know that?" He answers. I walk silently beside him in hall. Sugas room was only two doors away from mine.

"Sorry, I wouldn't know actually. I'm a child of god." I smirk, unlocking my dorm. I thought the line would have more effect that way.

"Yeah right..." he muttered under his breath. I took a step into the dorm and pushed his chest.

"Bye loser." I smiled.

"Bye hoe." He answered, kissing my cheek. I slap him away and close the door quickly, touching where he kissed. I hadn't realized I was biting my bottom lip until I went to brush my teeth. This dude.

I reach over to my phone and notice a notification from the devil himself.

Flat-ass🚪
Wanna go raid Suga's fridge later? I stole his extra key. 😺

Me
Um, you don't have to ask me twice. Meet at my place in 30?

Flat-ass🚪
Bitch please, I've been waiting at your dorm since I was born. 😼

Me
What the hell?-😃

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Touché, touché.
I hear a knock at the door and I already know it's Oikawa.
"You look like shit." He laughs while letting himself in.

"Well duh I look like shit, I was asleep. Or at least TRYING to sleep." I groaned. "Unlike you, I don't spend 24 hours a day tending to my looks." I continue, throwing myself onto the couch.

"Shut the hell up. You know this is natural beauty!" He answered, moving his hand under his chin, vogueing.

"Sure. So what's the plan for the fridge thing?" I ask, generally excited. He smirked and pulled a paper from his pocket.

"Damn, this is well thought out." I laugh, taking the paper. It was a general map of Suga's dorm.

"First we walk in, second we eat all his food, third we leave." He said proudly. I turn to him with a unimpressed look.

"You're a literal definition of the word dumbass." I roll my eyes at him. He crosses his arms.

"What's 12 times 8. You have 5 seconds." He smiled.

"Um, Uh... 3! No wait. Ok you got me." I sighed, sitting back against the couch. Dammit, he knows me too well. I look over to him and he's lost in thought, counting stuff on his fingers. I wait patiently until he finally talks again.

"AHA! ITS... damn it I forgot. Wait just let me re-calculate..." he started trailing off. I punched him in arm and shook the map in front of his face.

"Can we get food now?" I asked, standing up. He snapped back to reality and grinned at me.

"Oh hell yes."