October 15, 2015
Today I got pooped on by Frank the fish. It was very gross. He does not care about anyone else beside himself. I mean I don't think it was a accident he could have pooped anywhere in the seven seas. When he pooped on me I was trying to eat bugs in the sand but they all ran away. I tried to catch them but I was too slow. I think the poop slowed me down. I was so hungry so I started chewing my arm. It hurt. But don't worry I caught the bugs later. Those bugs ain't gonna run away from me. When I got home my mom made me explain the whole story. I was about to get grounded, but my mom started telling a story about her childhood. So I started walking back very slowly. But then she caught me and she said "it's ok I got pooped on too. The chewing of the arm thing you have to take up with your doctor."
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Diary of a sand dollar
HumorThis is a book about a sand dollar named Mula. It can not really happen but there is real facts in each chapter.
