Hamilduck an American crackfic

Alequackder Hamilduck

This is the story of a duck who changed the world and developed the first ever bank of the United States of Duckica.

"Ah yes this story shall be told" Said a duck. "My name is Aaron Bread!" the duck quacked.

"I know this!" A voice popped in. "My name is John Quackins!"

"I shall help too" a voice called out. "My name is Gorge Washingduck!" the duck said pridefully.

"Come on everyone knows you" Two ducks popped in. "Im Thomduck Quackerson, AND im James MAD-Isbread" they said in unison

"Anyone want some bReAb :D" a voice screeched,

"Woah who are you and howd you say :D" John said and gasped.

"YOU JUST SAID IT" Thomduck screeched.

"Ehem" The mysterious duck said. "I am-"

"LAYAYETTE" An ensemble jumps in cuz i said so.

"Marquack de Lafayette" They explained and then shot a random person and stole their bread because plot material.

4 female ducks dance in the back and put on some music.

"So this guy was abandoned or something in some islands and then sOmEhOw became a legend" Aaron quacks annoyedly.

"Then he worked really hard and got his cUtE fAcE on the 10 dollar bill and ran a trading charter" John squeals happily

"Every day slave ducks were being hurt and forced to do work but he kept going and was longing to do ANYTHING even be a criminal or something smh" Thomduck said and shook his head.

"Then a hurricane came and almost destroyed his hope but ehh he was fine and wrote a lot :>" James said.

"Then people gossiped and called him insane and went to the mainland or smthn, go get an education and dont forget where you came from or some [bleep] like that wait whats your name man-" Aaron rambled.

Alexquackder hamilduck breaks down the door and screeches "IM ALEXQUACKEDER HAMILDUCK [BLEEP]"

One of the female ducks in the back named Eliza pops in. "When he was 10 his father went BAI [BLEEP] cuz he was broke and his mom got sick and he got sick and they were gonna die but then he got better but his mother went oof and he became an orphan :c"

Gorge finally speaks. "Then he moved in with his cousin but he committed oof and left him with no self confidence and then the DEAD SPOKE TO HIM :0 THEY SAID ALEX U GOTTA FIGHT FOR UR SELFFFF and then he read a lot"

"There would have been nothing left for a NORMAL PERSON but alex is a weirdo so yk he worked a lot and scammed a lot and went to new york or SOMETHING" Aaron mutters.

"We fought with him or something smh" Quackerson, MAD-isbread, Lafayette, and invisible mulliduck said in unison.

"We died for him >:>" Quackins and Philduck said.

"Ee trusted him uwu" Washingduck said

"hh we loved him" the 4 female ducks in the back squealed.

"im sorry i shot him qwq-" Bread says quickly

"HAHAAAAA IM ALEXQUACKDER HAMILDUCK" Alexquackder Hamilduck screams, annoyingly but prideful in some way.