Big Time Scene

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It was just another nightly shift for jimin at femboy hooters, a part time job he had gotten to help finance bang pds new van. He walks out of the kitchen to start his shift and greets his manager.

"Good evening bobby hyung"

Budda bob ignored him, in favor of slaying his nightly Fushigi Ball routine to entertain the customers. Aside from twinks, those motherfuckers loved Fushigi Balls.

Jimin made his way to the waitress station to grab his fanny pack. He opened it up to retrieve a pen and pad of paper, only to find nothing but a vape pen full of Gatorade. Never the less, he persisted, and hit it, stealing supplies from another waiter.

He makes his way onto the floor, practicing some choreography while surveying the room. He stops by the bar for his shift drink, a vodka and coconut red bull before going to his first table.

"Hi welcome to chil-femboy hooters, my name is jimin I'll be not spitting into your food tonight, wink," he says, blinking because he can not wink. "Can I start you off with some drinks?"

The man at the table bursts into tears. "Sir, this is a wendy- chil- femboy hooters."

"I'm sorry princess" the man says, ripping the pen out of jimins hand to replace it with his own in a limp handshake. "Can I get the broccoli and cheddar soup but with no cheese princess?"

"It's okay king, keep your head up, your crown is falling :)" jimin says, whipping out some hand sanitizer to clean the hand the man shook.

Jimin heads straight to budda bob who is sitting at the bar. "What the hell is wrong with that dude at table 69?"

Buddha bob looks towards the table and sighs. He pulls out his Fushigi Ball and uses it as a crystal ball. "We call him guitar guy. I'm sensing he has gone through some recent tragedy, I believe his guitar and him have been fighting, it seems like tonight it stood him up."

Jimin frowned. "Oh, I'll be the best femboy I can be for him."

Buddha bob smiles and slaps him on the back. It cracks. "Atta boy, go get him, make hyung some money."

Jimin gripped the side of the bar, taking a deep breath as the shock rippled through his spine. After collecting himself he heads to the kitchen to retrieve guitar guys dinner. He got the bowl and made his way back to the table. By then guitar guy had finished crying.

Jimin approached him with a practiced smile. "Here's your soup" he says, flipping it over, spilling the entire thing on guitar guys lap. "Holy shit, I'm so sorry, I used to work at dairy queen"

Guitar guy smiled, not having feeling in either leg.

No mercy by the Living tombstones starts playing over the restaurant speakers.

Guitar guy would continue coming back to the restaurant every day he knew jimin would be working. Every night he would order the same broccoli soup, and every night jimin would somehow fuck it up. He'd drop it, forget to take out the cheese, or forget to put in the order entirely and just talk to guitar guy all night. Guitar guy was smitten.

One night when he knew jimin wasn't working, guitar guy came into the restaurant to talk to Buddha bob. "What's the story with the shawdy with the body who I always get as my waiter?"

Buddha bob ushers guitar guy to the bar and fixes him a drink, telling him all he knows about jimin and his emerging music career. "Let me consult the spirits" Buddha bob says as he sets up his crystal fushigi ball again. "I see you two having a long life together. You'll both be individually successful in your music careers, and despite the distance you'll make it work." Buddha bob says, totally not wanting to get guitar guy to keep coming to the restaurant all the time and spending money. "He's too shy to make the first move though. You'll have to pull it together and get him before he saves enough money to leave."

Guitar guy makes it his mission, and goes to Jared that night and buys the most expensive ring he can afford. Unfortunately as a he is a struggling musician he can't afford much, and ends up buying a ring pop at the CVS next door.

The next night guitar guy goes to the restaurant to see jimin. At the end of his meal, he leaves a big tip (8%) and his phone number at the bottom of the bill. "I'd really like to take you out sometime, are you free tomorrow?" Guitar guy asks, hanging jimin the bill.

Jimin smiles and they make a plan to meet the following night. After guitar guy leaves jimin rings up his bill and inputs his phone number as the tip amount. He hands in his uniform that night, texting Bang PD to go wild at the Subaru dealership.

Jimin meets guitar guy at the palm woods and together they get into an Uber. The Uber takes them to the very same Femboy hooters they met. Buddha bob met them at the door and seated them in the corner of the restaurant at a candle lit table. Guitar guy orders them his favorite broccoli soup.

As Jimin heads to the bathroom, guitar guy unwraps the ring pop and hides it in jimins soup. By the time jimin came back, unbeknownst to guitar guy the candy has already melted.

Guitar guy watches in anticipation as jimin eats the green soup. The food here is awful, people on come here for the ass.

Finally, as guitar guy is telling a story about his first guitar, jimin chokes on his soup.

After needing the heimlick, jimin coughs up the plastic base of the ring pop.

"Will you marry me?" Guitar guy asks, getting down on both knees like his favorite YouTuber Shane Dawson.

"I don't even know your real name" jimin says.

"You'll have the rest of our lives to figure it out"

The rest of the fem boys clap as the two lovers kiss.