TW: IMPLIED DENNYS SEX
Early early break of Dawn in the morning jhope wakes up. He swiftly turned to look at the digital clock next to him. 6:66 am. He looks around the room searching for another member who's awake. Everyone's asleep but where is Jin? he quickly springs up running to the hallway accidentally tripping on each member on his way. Jhope runs down the hall hearing sobs cumming loudly from the bathroom. surprised he and the other members slept through all this he finds jin in the bathroom. picking him up from the floor by his hair he accidentally ripped some hair out "why you sad?"
"I don't know."
"Nam malla" jhope replies, plopping down next to him, in criss cross applesauce position. "Hello hyung good morning. Stop crying bitch."
Jins tear duct stopped working. "Thank you"
"Would you like me to call up the boys?"
"Yes maam thank you"
Jhope ASMR whispers the phone number to Siri. Siri misunderstands and call 911, jhope hangs up. Suddenly Carlos calls him! (That's some soulmate shit right there)
Jhope whispers "hey baby girl" into the receiver.
Carlos replies "I miss u dearly"
"I don't, do you want to come over?"
Jhope makes a kissy sound and hangs up.
Carlos leaves the house, bed empty, no note, car gone screaming "hasta luego bitches"
James puts on a presidential bush (George edition) hat and follows Carlos down the hallway. When Carlos nears the exit, James runs up behind him and grabs him by the hips lifting him up dirty dancing style and chucks him into the pool. Unbeknownst to James, the pool has been drained by Buddha Bob, Carlos breaks both of his legs.
Buddah Bob jumps in to the rescue and wraps Carlos legs up in a Minecraft grass texture tapestry. Since he has completed fortnight he has the power to heal any man. Carlos says thanks and limps off into the sunset, wrapping the tapestry around his shoulders.
Later on, James and Carlos get to the studio. James heard a thundering sob and sprits up the stairs to the sound.
James knee slides into the bathroom (electric guitar solo).
Hoseok descends. He takes Carlos by the belt, whipping him into the recording studio. Carlos does not have a belt, he is wearing a Garfield onsies.
Jhope compliments him on his onesie smacking his ass. Carlos falls in fear. They sit down together at the turntables and decide to do a run over of hangsang. Carlos asks to be part of the song, and jhope agress. With a few fips of a switch, the song is now in e flat major and has become a ballad with jins sobs replacing all the instrumental pieces.
Jhope freestyles a sick dance routine for Carlos. The routine makes carlos so thirsty he becomes dehydrated and faints. Jehovah(jhope nickname) sobs and aggressively falls onto his face. He accidentally gives Carlos true love's kiss. No homo.
Carlos wakes up and says "i'm hungry"
as they were about to leave jhope trips on to the soundboard and accidentally deletes the entire album except for hangsang; He will make sure to save that song for a later date wink wink.
The two walk out of the studio both t posing. Without breaking pose, Carlos turns around to face Jehovah, "ey bb let's go to Denny's".
As they close the door to the building, the rest of the bröthers sit up in unison, finally woken up by the sound of the revolving door slamming seven floors below. It is 6:9 pm.
Once on the street, Carlos jumps on hoseoks back and they run straight across the street into the welcoming arms of Pappa Denny's.
Pappa denny himself sits the couple down himself. You can see moths coving the ceiling. Jope declares himself mothman. Carlos declares himself a lesbian.
They are sat at a table for 12, long dick style. Despite the distance, they try to hold hands anyway. No homo tho. #notbeforemarrage
The waiter approaches. "What do u want?"
Carlos, the resident vegan, orders a blow of almond milk. Jhope orders a bread bowl of chocolate milk, just to put some angst into the relationship.
Fed up with the distance, Carlos flips the table. They both retreat to the corner of the restaurant. The server brings them a pizza with ramen on it in the shape of a heart.
Feeling the love, they take the pizza into the bathroom. They eat it over the sink like real men do. Carlos starts singing his hit song boyfriend to his boyfriend.
Papi Denny blats his favorite song, expensive girl, ten hours version, on the loud speaker. They fuck. Papi Denny stands outside the door cheering them on.
Bang PD mentally connects with hoseok and tells him he is proud of him, even tho his gay ass deleted the entire album and they can't release hope world for another seven years.
After they're done, Carlos discovers he got lice. Jhope volunteers to save his boyfriend's head. Papi Denny lends Jehovah a sharp knife and together they save carloses head.
"Sorry for giving you lice baby girl,.but you know this relationship is all about shaing."
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Kill count: millions (lice, knife)
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