*~ Saiouma Coffee Shop AU ~* DISCONTINUED

Chapter 1

~Kokichi Ouma's POV~

*SLAM*

"KOKICHI GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP RIGHT NOW," screamed Rantaro, making me hit my head on the bunk above me. I groaned and rubbed the top of my head, already in a bad mood, as I had just been able to fall asleep.

"What the fuck do you want," I asked, PRAYING he would take the hint and leave me alone.

"Jeez, wake up on the wrong side of the bed or something?"

"Yeah-"

"Cool, didn't ask, ok now listen. Remember that coffee shop I told you about the other day?"

"Mhm, the one with that blondie," I replied, rolling my eyes. Knowing Rantaro, I wouldn't get a chance to fall back asleep for the next hour IF I'M LUCKY. So I got up and grabbed some Panta for breakfast as he explained the oh so important event that had to disturb my precious sleep.

"Yeah, ok so I decided today was the day to ask her out! I had everything ready too! I was gonna give her my number as she handed me my drink but NOOOOOOOOOO. She wasn't there today and I looked like a dumbass," he sighed as he flopped down on MY bed.

"Oof," I replied, as I began to chug my breakfast.

"Oof- did you seriously just reply with "oof?"

"Yeah," I said as I burped the most ground-shaking, powerful burp known to mankind. "Do you know her name, though? You don't even know if she's straight."

"................... Next question," Rantaro said as he got up and dumped his coffee cup in the sink, and began to get ready for class.

"What? You didn't even drink it? Don't tell me you only go there to see her-"

"..."

I couldn't even get a word out before I started to laugh uncontrollably. 

"AYO DON'T LAUGH AT ME! IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY," he said, waving his arms around, making me laugh harder.

"YOU WOULD TOO IF YOU WENT THERE," he said, in an attempt to calm me down.

"OH YEAH? HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET," I said, gasping for air.

"10 dollars."

"No. Make it $13.75."

"What why?"

"Panta."

"And you call me crazy,," he held out his hand and we shook on it.

"No, you're obsessive," I retorted, "get it right."

"Oh shut up Kokichi, you can't be saying shit with that Panta addiction of yours."

Before I could even think of a comeback he was already out the door and on his way to his next class. I scoffed and checked the time.

9:46 am,,, I have a few hours until my next class so I guess I could go check out that coffee shop.

I changed my hoodie, put on my shoes, and grabbed my wallet, keys, and cellphone. Oh and a panta just in case it tasted just as bad as I thought it did. I locked the dorm and started on my quest. Did I know where I was going? No. I only knew that it was a coffee shop a few blocks down from the tattoo parlor Rantaro works, so I guess I was heading there first.

(time skip to him arriving)

It wasn't too hard to find actually. It was exactly where he said it was and it was lovely, to say the least. It wasn't very full, well actually it was almost empty. I stepped into the store and was taken back a bit by the strong smell of coffee. (no shit 😀) It was full of various plants and had a color scheme of orange, green, and yellow, which was really comforting. The only thing that was missing was the employees. Where is everyone? Is it closed?

As I turned around to leave, I was greeted with the sound of shattering glass and yelling.

"JESUS KOMAEDA THAT'S THE THIRD ONE TODAY, AND IT'S NOT EVEN NOON YET."

"Ahaha..  sorry Hinata-kun, I guess I'm the unluckiest guy alive," a voice replied.
I cleared my throat, ready to make my grand entrance, but I was interrupted by yet another voice, but something was different this time.

"OUMA-KUN?"

I turned my head to the direction I heard my name and was hit with a wave of relief.

"Hey! It's the bucket of bolts! What's up Keebo!"

"H-HEY! WAS THAT A ROBOPHOBIC REMARK?"

"Hm.. that's a good question- NAGITO? YOU'RE HERE TOO?" I yelled seeing Nagito appear from the back room, dropping yet another cup. 

"Ouma?? What are you doing here?!" He jumped, rushing over to me.

"Ah, not much, just trynna win a bet," I snickered.

"Huh?"

"Don't worry about it."

"Uh ok,, I'm gonna go clean up the mess I made," Komaeda said, as he walked to a closet on the other side of the room, presumably to get a broom.

"I'm gonna help him, so he doesn't break anything else, someone else will be right with you," said Keebo as he speedily followed after Komaeda.

"H-Hey! Sorry for the ruckus! What can I get for you today?" said a voice coming from behind me. I turned my attention towards the counter and felt my face heat up.

Fuck.

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