Found by Vladimir Radunsky
There was a young man of Bengal,
Who was asked to a fancy-dress ball.
He murmured: I'll risk it-
I'll go as a biscuit...
...But the dog ate him up in the hall.
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Half Minute Horrors
DiversosA collection of very short horror stories. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE STORIES OR THE CHARACTERS IN THEM. I WILL SPECIFY WHO THE REAL AUTHOR IS OF EACH STORY. I GOT THEM ALL FROM A BOOK I HAVE CALLED HALF-MINUTE HORRORS.
A Disturbing Limerick
Found by Vladimir Radunsky
There was a young man of Bengal,
Who was asked to a fancy-dress ball.
He murmured: I'll risk it-
I'll go as a biscuit...
...But the dog ate him up in the hall.