A Trio of Thieves

The Boys gain a Friend :)

"That was terrifying!" Touya whisper shouted to Izuku as they ran through the corridor. 

"We're not out of the woods yet," Tenko reminded them. "In fact, I think we just found a hidden route to the secret boss battle."

"And why is that?" Touya asked. 

"Because our three minutes are up."

"Attention all heroes!" Rang a peppy voice. "The people I have invited into the school have lost our current game! Please capture the villains as soon as possible for questioning."

"That bastard!" Izuku swore.

"The windows!" Tenko hissed. "They're locking us in!"

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!" Touya muttered. "Haaaaaaaaaaa, this big brother says into the vents!"

Tenko stepped onto his knees and launched Izuku at one of the nearest vents on the roof. 

A fried Izuku fell back down to the ground. 

"That rat is cheating!" Touya said to a camera. "We accept that we lost, but you cannot block off all possible escape routes! It would be less fun!"

"There are still a few ways for the losers to escape."

"And what are those ways?!"

"Don't know."

Tenko stomped one of the barricaded windows. "How does that help us?! Make the  easier you fucking PECKERHEAD."

"Peckerhead?" Izuku asked. "Where did you hear that from?"

"An English tourist."

Touya grabbed the back of Tenko and Izuku's shirts and flung them forward.

"What was that for ya flamin-" Izuku turned around and flinched when he saw a bright red spot where he was standing moments ago. "Vlad King..."

"Run you stupid fucks!" Touya shouted, already booking it. 

"You're the stupid fuck!" Tenko shouted back. He narrowly jumped over a red spear.

"Stop running, you heathens!" Vlad King shouted. "Students, attack!"

"HEY HEY HEY NOW!" Izuku yelled at the cameras. "THAT HAS GOT TO BE AGAINST THE RULES!"

"You never know how many people will show up to a battle."

Touya held up a hand and paused. "Hold on now, we can agree that most people don't bring children onto a battlefield. Especially against high-grades such as us!"

"HIgh grades?!" Vlad King shouted, enraged that he was being ignored. 

"We can take them down," Monama boasted. "We 1-B students can take down these three homeless heathens! After all, there is all of us and only three of them!"

"Plus it'd be great real-world experience," Pony added.

Tenko snapped his fingers. "Barging in like this to only bring your points with you instead of thinking of them beforehand often leads to cruel situations. If not for the fact that we are under our boss's orders and that you were children you would have been dead by now! As a punishment for not thinking twice about a situation that could end in a massacre, you should all return to your class."

Nezu was quiet over the speaker. "....I have decided."

Vlad King looked up in shock. " Principal Nezu?!"

"Monama will return to the classroom, the rest of you may continue your hunt."

"Did he just call it a hunt? He totally just called it a hunt," Touya whispered furiously.