My Husband Is A Jerk ( Luhan fanfic )

EXO's Girlfriend

No one's POV

" Hi...I'm Kris . 19 . This is my girlfriend . We've been dating for 2 months ... her name is Song Jina ...ah....erm...Jina-ah continue" Kris whispered the last part and all of them laughed . Jina lightly punched Kris's arm . "Hi I'm Song Jina . You can call me Jina . I'm 19 too . Nice to meet you ." she smiled . "Ok next" Chen said . All of them looked at Chen . "What ? I'm the host....haha who's next ?" Chen asked . "Hi I'm Yoo Bora-" Bora was cut off by Baekhyun . "Soon-to-be Bora in a few days time" "Tsk...yeah soon-to-be BYUN Bora . You can call me Bora . I'm 19 . Nice to meet you . Hope to see you guys on my wedding" she smiled . "Hi I'm Bora's soon-to-be husband , Byun Baekhyun . Call me Baekhyun . I'm 18 . See ya on my wedding" Baekhyun smiled .

"Hi I'm Suho . 19 ." Suho said . "Hi I'm Sung Junghwa . 18 . Nice to meet you" "Hi I'm Jongdae . Call me Chen . 19 ." "Hi I'm Yoo Jiyoung . 19 . Nice to meet you ." "Sehun . 18 ." "Tsk rude maknae" Chen said . "Sorry for his behaviour -" Sehun's girlfriend was cut off by Suho . "No don't apologize . We know his character" "Ouch !" Sehun yelled . His girlfriend secretly pinched his arm . His girlfriend glared at him . "Hi . My name is Bae Sarang . You can call me Sarang . I'm 18 . Nice to meet you " she smiled . "Hi I'm Lina . Park Lina . I'm 19 . This is my son , Park Minki , and this is my husband" "H-hi...my name is Park Minki....I'm 2 years old ." "Hi ! I'm the father of Minki and husband of Lina . I'm 19 .As you can see , my wife is pregnant . I love you Lina-ah" Chanyeol winked at Lina . "OMG SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR ! I'm GONNA FAINT !" Lina joked and all of them laughed .

"Hi I'm Luhan . I'm 19 ." "Hi I'm Lu Nana . I'm 18 ." "This is our sons . They're twins . They were borned two weeks ago . This is the eldest , Lu Hansook and this is the youngest , Lu Hansoo ." Luhan smiled . "Hi I'm Tao , 18 ." "Hi I'm Nam Jihyun . Nice to meet all of you ." "Hi I'm Kyungsoo . Call me D.O . 19 ." "Hi I'm Seo Yoonji . 18 . Nice to meet you ." "Hi I'm Zhang Yixing . Call me Lay . 19 ." "Hi I'm Jo Eunseo . 18 . Nice to meet you" "Hi I'm Kai , 18 ." "hi I'm Choi Jinhye . 18 . Nice to meet you" "Hi I'm Xiumin . 19" "Hi . I'm Yoon Haneul . Call me Haneul . I'm 19 ." she smiled . Finally all introduction done . After eating dinner , all of them have some chitchat . "Ermm...why don't you girls have some chat ?" Chen suggested . "Oh yeah I think it's a good idea" Chanyeol said .

Nana's POV

The guys were outside , at the open space while we ladies were have some talk at the restaurant . We were all busy talking except for 1 person . 'Does she feel leftout ?' I thought . "Haneul eonnie , come and talk with us" I said . She rolled her eyes at us . We were shocked . "Haneul-ssi are you sure you're-" Bora was cut off by Haneul's glared . Suddenly , Haneul's phone rang . She stood us and went at the other corner of the restaurant . "She's weird don't you think ?" Jina said . "Yeah I agree"Junghwa said . "The way she glared at me was scary" Bora said . "She's rude . She rolled her eyes at us . TSk so unfriendly ." Jiyoung said . "I hate her ....attitude ." Lina said . "Lina eonnie you're pregnant" Sarang laughed . "Hahaha don't hate her too much ... later your child will be like her" Jiwon said . "So Lina , did you check whether it's a girl or boy ?" Eunseo asked . "No...I want it to be a surprise" Lina smiled .

Haneul came back to us and rolled her eyes . The guys came in . "Have a good chat ?" Xiumin asked . "Yeah..right ladies ?" Haneul fake smiled at us . "Yeah" all of us said . "Except for 1" Jiyoung said . I chuckled . I could see Haneul glared at Jiyoung . "What do you meant by except 1 person ?" Chen asked . Jiyoung was about to say something but I cut her off . "Jiyoung was trolling . She's just like her boyfriend" I smiled at Jiyoung giving her a signal . The other ladies seems to realise it . "Yeah..Jiyoung is trolling" Bora said . All of them laughed . "I teach her how to troll . Glad you're my girlfriend ." Chen said . "Ok guys . It's late . Let's go home . See you guys on Sunday" Luhan said . We went back home .

On the way home , Luhan asked , "How's knowing their girlfriend ?" "They're kind....except for 1" Luhan looked at me "Who ?" He asked . "Haneul eonnie . She didn't talk to us and she even rolled her eyes at us ." I said . "Maybe , she's too shy . Soon she will talk to you maybe" Luhan smiled . 'Too shy ? But she glared and rolled her eyes at us . Tsk whatever' I thought . I yawned . "Sleepy ?" Luhan asked . I nodded . "Sleep then" I shook my head . "Nah...later you have to carry me and the twins" "Who says I'm gonna carry you" Luhan chuckled . "Tsk ... oppa are you working tomorrow ?" I asked . "Yeah...why gonna miss me?" "Why should I ? I have my twins" I said . "Our twins !" I laughed . "Sleep...I'll wake you up later ." "No it's ok . If I'll sleep , I couldn't iron your clothes . I'll accompany you in case you're sleepy too" I smiled . "Aww such a good wife . Love you" "Love you too"

Soon , we reached home . After changing Hansook and Hansoo , I went to bathe and went out to iron Luhan's clothes . I went inside the room and saw Luhan was already sleeping . I chuckled . 'He's already a father but he sleeps like a baby' I thought . I pulled up the blanket for Luhan and went to bed .

--- The Next Day ---

I woke up at 6am because Hansook and Hansoo were crying , asking for milk . I fed them by myself . I don't wanna wake Luhan up cause he's going to work later . After feeding them , I went to shower . Then , I prepared breakfast for Luhan and me . At 7.45am , I wake Luhan up . "Oppa...wake up...you have work" I said . He's not moving . "Oppa.....wake up palli" I said . Again he's not moving . "Oppa..." I said . 'Weird....usually he will wake up easily' I thought . "Oppa" I shook his body . Suddenly , he fall from the bed . I was shocked . "Oppa !" I yelled . I went to him and saw his nose was bleeding . I panicked . "Oppa..your nose....oppa wake up" He's not waking up . I was scared . Tears flow down to my cheeks . "Oppa..ottoke" i cried . Suddenly , I heard someone chuckled .

Luhan's POV

I went down and saw Nana preparing breakfast . I saw she was taking off her apron . 'She's gonna wake me up' I thought . Suddenly , I got a plan . An evil plan . I smirked . I quickly run up to our room and took out something from the drawer . Then , I laid down on the bed pretending to sleep . "Oppa...wake up...you have work" she said . I didn't move . "Oppa.....wake up palli" she said . Again I'm not moving . "Oppa..." she said . "Oppa" she shook my body . I pretend to fall off the bed . 'Ouch . I shouldn't do that . It's painful' I thought . Then , the red liquid I took out from the drawer , I put it on my nose so it will look like I'm having a nose bleed . Kekeke Nana will be so panicked . I heard she walked towards me . I quickly hid the little bottle . "Oppa !" she yelled . Hahaha she must be panicked . "Oppa..your nose....oppa wake up" . She sounds like she's crying . 'She cares for me' I thougth . I chuckled . I opened my eyes and sat up . "Why are you crying?" I asked . "Oppa..oppa your nose.." I laughed . She looks confused . "Hahaha I put this" I showed her the little bottle . "Tsk you're jerk!" she pushed me . She wiped her tears and left the room . 'Oh no she's mad' I thought . I ran after her and back hugged her .

"I'm sorry . I just wanna know if you care for me or not" I said . "So all this time you thought I didn't care for you" she said . She sounds angry . "I'm sorry....forgive me" "No" "Then I'm gonna to fine new wife then.." "Okay okay I forgive you . Palli ...go shower and eat your breakfast . I've iron your clothes already ." she said . I smirked . "I always win" I said . "Tsk you're stupid jerk . Palli . I'm hungry" she yelled . "Arasso yeobo . You shouldn't shout...you'll wake the twins up" I said . "Oh ya" I heard her . I chuckled . 

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OMG SO MANY NAMES ....24 alduts plus 3 kids ......27 names !!! OMG HAHAHHAHA . SO this is their girlfriend/wife in case you guys are confused .

Luhan - Nana

Chanyeol - Lina

Baekhyun - Bora

Kris - Jina

D.O - Yoonji

Lay - Eunseo

Xiumin - Haneul

Suho - Junghwa

Tao - Jiwon

Kai - Jinhye

Sehun - Sarang

Chen - Jiyoung