Ishdräch

Liberation

On their way, Avęiro told Ish to run away because they wereplanning to behead him and take all the money he had earned. So when Avęiro got back to the ship with nobody, he was the one who lost his noggin.

Ish used some of the money he had to sail the Mediterranean Sea over to Alexandria, Egypt and luckily he was able to liaise with them because they also speak Arabic. Ish visited the 4700 year- old Great Pyramid of Cheops at Giza. Ish was paid 100 Egyptian pounds for taking care of 7 camels and used half of it to buy cotton for clothes and lots of food.

With 50% of the money he had, he sailed the Red Sea over to the Indian Ocean to finally reach Cape Town, South Africa. In the city, he was lustrated by Bishop Philip Russell and converted into a Christian. Ish changed his name to Christian Jericho to honor his pristine religion and his former domicile, Jericho. After opportunities and opportunities ticked by, Chris finally got a job as a petroleum engineer in PetroSA, later becoming the CEO which made him one of the richest men in the world. A year later he tied the knot with Lesedi Khumalo a native South African pharmacist. 3 years later, following immense and prolonged rallies, Christian (who was the leader of the protests) founded the country, Scailia (it's not a real country to all you retards). At the senile age of 85 he suspired his last puff and gave up the ghost due to natural causes. In spite of the fact that he died, he nevertheless continued to live as an eminent exemplar to all Turks and South Africans.