Glatt

Techno and Tommy trudged through the snow, trekking back to their house.

From behind the treeline a small whooshing noise it heard.

"Guys! Guys! I made a new friend!"

Techno stops and turns to look and ghostbur, readying his sword in case ghostburs "friend" is dangerous. He has brought home quite a few dangerous people.

An odd noise is heard from behind a tree, near where ghostbur came from.

" G L A T T"

The ghost of J-schatt floats into sight.

"G L A T T!"

Techno keeps his sword readied, just in case, though he doesn't think "Glatt" will be of any threat.

"This is my new friend! He appeared one day in Friends pen, and Friend was missing... I don't think he knows how to say anything else."

Glatt is wearing a blue hoodie, much like the color Friends wool was dyed.

"So, you just fucking found a horrible dictator in a sheep pen?" Tommy questions, quite scared of Glatt even though he doesn't seem to pose any threat.

"Yup! Wait what- Friend isn't a horrible dictator!"

"G L A T T," Glatt agrees.

"He really doesn't seem like one." Techno says.

"I'm gonna go get a bed for Friend, since he shouldn't want to sleep in a pen anymore!"

Ghostbur said, floating off into the woods with a pair of sheers.

Glatt clears his throat.

"So, as you can see, I am a ghost. Who are you two?"

"Y-you can't just brush over the fact that ALL YOU'VE FUCKING SAID SINCE WE MET YOU WAS GLATT, AND NOW YOU JUST FUCKIN-" Tommy reams.

"Look, I don't know why either. With ghostbur I just forget how to speak properly!"

"Pfft, simp." Techno says quietly.

Ghostbur returns with a bed, and says

"Friend! I got you a bed!"

"G l a t t!" He thanks Ghostbur happily.

Tommy munches on a golden apple as he watches ghostbur and Glatt have quite a confusing conversation.

"Tommy, steaks are more sustainable." Techno says, throwing Tommy a steak.

"So, where do you want to put your bed?"

"Glatt!"

"W- by mine! Don't you want your own room Friend?"

"Glatt." Glatt says, shaking his head with a pouty look on his face.

"Ok then, you can sleep by me! We can have a big shared bed!"

"Glatt!" Glatt agrees happily.

"SIMP!" Tommy yells from the front porch where he's since moved, watching the interaction take place.

Glatts head whips around and he pulls the middle finger at Tommy, only making him laugh harder.

"Friend! Don't be rude to Tommy!"

"Glatt..." Glatt apologizes.

"Come on, let's get our bed set up!" Ghostbur says, grabbing Glatts hand and leading him into the house he and Tommy had built.

Techno and Tommy go into their house.

Tommy doesn't plan to stay in there long. He walks over to the furnace and shoves some corn in it, then goes into technos closet and grabs some warm clothes.

Hey, techno doesn't have a tv, he takes what he can get.

Tommy gets his popcorn out of the furnace and climbs up onto ghostburs roof. He peers into the room through some cracks in the second story, which currently doesn't have a way to get up to yet, so he just towered.

It was very interesting.

Glatt placed the bed down happily.

"Glatt!"

"You know, I always pretend I know what you say, but I really don't! Either way you're adorable!"

Glatt adorned a blush and just said a small "Glatt..!" In return.

Wait, so Ghostbur just said what he wanted to hear..? Or did he try his best to translate the goat man's weird language?

Ghostbur hopped onto bed and patted the empty space beside him.

Glatt hopped in, happy to do so.

Ghostbur fell asleep quite quickly, and once he did Glatt cuddled up to him.

"SIMP!" Tommy yelled through the floorboards.

Glatt shot up looking around with a small screech.

Tommy ran off, not wanting to be hurt, Glatt may be nice now, but he still has the same potential as J-shclatt.

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