Shower Thoughts 101

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- If you water water, it grows

- Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed

- We live in a world where people think alcohol isn't a drug

- If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have to worry about food or bills for the next few years wether or not you are successful 

- Does a normal dog see a police dog and be like, "Look, a cop!"

- A human with spider abilities sounds cool but a spider with human abilities sounds horrifying

- Do twins realise that one of them weren't planned?

- Fire is more terrifying when it doesn't give off light

- Intentionally losing a game of rock paper scissors is just as hard as trying to win one.

- Other people use your name more than you.

- Your future self is watching you right now through memories. Don't mess up.

- If you're 30 years or older then you're older than any dog on planet Earth.

- If you rip a hole in a net then there will be fewer holes that there were before.

- What would happen if poison expires? will it become more poisonous or will the poison fade away?

- How famous do you have to be to be "assassinated" than "murdered" and how unpopular do you have to be to be just plain "killed"?

- People say black cats crossing your path is unlucky but what if the black cat is just warning you that the path you are walking on is dangerous?

- Someone decided that women will shave their legs and men won't and everybody just went along with it.

- I wonder how stereotypes are made and who made them.

- "Extraordinary" means that things are more ordinary than they are already.

- "Awful" literally means "full of awe" which has a negative meaning. But, "awesome", "some awe" has a positive meaning.

- We might have to write "Earth" on our post addresses

- If you feel lonely, just watch a horror movie and then you'll never feel alone ever again.

- People who are afraid of being alone are actually just afraid of not being completely alone.