k-12 script

RECESS

[Thunder]
[Party music* Tonight you belong to me]
[Kids talking and dancing]

-[Kelly] Brandon why are you touching her? Why are you touching her? Lucy how could you do this to me, he's mine. You're just gonna stand there and watch this happen? I made you. You guys are nothing without me. Ughh
-[Magnolia] Ladies, this place looks sort of beautiful don't you think?
-[Celeste] It'll make some beautiful ashes
-[Fleur] I'm really nervous. Should we really be doing this?
-[Angelita] It'll be fine. Tonight's the night
-[Celeste] Just stick to the plan. I made it. It's meticulous. You'll be okay
[Background music continues]
[Dripping liquid]
-[Celeste] Ladies. You know what you've gotta do
-[Fleur] Wait. Why is she here?
-[Blue boy] Angelita, do you wanna dance with me now?
-[Angelita] Don't you wanna fuck off now? Ugh
-[Celeste] There is no way in hell you had enough time to get rid of Leo
-[Fleur] Yea, shouldn't you be up there?
-[Magnolia] Where?
-[Celeste] The loudspeaker
-[Magnolia] Yea. Why aren't you up there?
-[Crybaby] Okay, so I got asked to the dance by Leo
-[All girls] What?!
-[Crybaby] I know
-[Celeste] Girl. Seriously? You let that monster manipulate you?
-[Crybaby] Well—
-[Fleur] Even I didn't abandon ship this time, and trust me, I wanted to
-[Magnolia] I thought we were actually going to get out of this place for good
-[Crybaby] Look, I'm sorry. I am. Seriously? Look, I don't know, I guess I was just—
-[Angelita] Being selfish
-[Crybaby] Forget it
-[Angelita] Wait!
-[Celeste] Nope. It's fine, just let her go. It's fine

[Door closes]
[Water running]
-[Crybaby] You fucked up the whole plan. And all for some asshole who doesn't even like you. Real smart
[Lilith] Eh, don't beat yourself up

[Slow party music plays]
[Background conversations]
[Person taps on microphone]
[Audio feedback] -Ow. Ugh
-[Leo over loudspeaker] Good evening and welcome to K-12's 150th school dance
-[Celeste] This isn't part of the plan
[Applause]
-Woo! Woo!
-[Leo over loudspeaker] Now, before I let you all get back to dancing all night, quite literally, I would just like to say just one thing. Crybaby. I know what you've been up to. I've been watching you for a long time now. And did you all think that you could just kill my father, get away with it, have your nice little dance and leave?
-[Magnolia] Yes
[Leo laughing]
-[Leo over loudspeaker] I don't think so Seniors. Not tonight
-[Blue boy] The doors are locked
-[Leo over loudspeaker] So dance. Dance!

["RECESS"]

-[Leo laughing] Dance!!
-[Angelita] What's happening?
-[Fleur] What's going on?
-[Magnolia] I mean I can't stop
-[Celeste] We gotta do something guys. I mean I love dancing but this is kinda ridiculous
-[Angelita] We need to find Crybaby and stop this now
-[Celeste] My powers won't start. I've lost control
-[Magnolia] Yea, I can't use mine neither
-[Angelita] Where is she?
-[Fleur] My legs are killing me

[Continuation of "RECESS"]

-[Leo] Hello miss. Can I help you?
-[Crybaby as Lorelai] Hi, I'm Lorelai. I'm here to apply for the assistant position
-[Leo] Um, yeah. The assistant position-

[Continuation of "RECESS"]

-[Magnolia] Where is she?
-[Fleur] I can't do this anymore
-[Celeste] Crybaby where are you?

[Kissing]
-[Crybaby as Lorelai] You know, I've always had this fantasy
-[Leo] What's that?
-[Crybaby as Lorelai] Of getting nailed in a really confined space
-[Leo] Really?
-[Crybaby as Lorelai] Mmhmm
-[Leo] Well you are in luck. I had a dream like this once
-[Real Crybaby] Me too
-[Leo] Woah, woah, woah!
[Door locking]
-[Leo] You bitch, let me out. [Banging on the door] Hey! Hey!

[Slow dance music]
[Record scratch]
[Crowd] Woah!
-[Magnolia] Yes! Yes!
-[Crybaby over loudspeaker] Everybody, evacuate the school immediately. Go, now!
-[Angelita] She's safe
-[Celeste] Come on, let's go
[Kids happy and laughing]
[Students] Move, move! Get out, get out!
-[Fleur] Hey, let's go! Come on!
[Dramatic music]
[Kids celebrating while leaving]