A little tourcher chat with everyone.

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Kinako/me: okay so. Welcome to......

Sebastian: welcome to this sort of.. chat let's just say.

Kinako/me: yea! We are here with, Ciel, the triplets, alois, Claude, mey-rin, bard, finny, tannaka, beast,- wait why is she here..

Sebastian: idk.

Kinako/me: *take out fucking AKA-47 and shoots beast* ah, less of a whore crowd. We're was i.. oh yes! The list of names! So, we have Elizabeth as well, grell... William, Donald, lau, ran-mau, and the undertaker.

Alois: oh yes yes hi, I'm glad to be he-

Kinako/me: AND- we have 2 special guests along with us today. Astrid and Y/N!

Alois: can I talk no-

Kinako/me: *demonic voice*  NO SHUT THE FUCK UP! NEXT ONE TO TALK WITHOUT MY FUCKING PERMISSION WILL END UP LIKE  FUCKING BEASTS ROTTING CORPSE!

Everyone: nods head*

Kinako/me: except for lord phantom hive and Sebastian.Astrid too. Very good manners. 

Astrid: why thank you! Still can't believe I'm here though!

Kinako/me: my pleasure.

Claude: opens mouth to yawn*

Kinako/me: takes out AKA-47* NO SHUT THE FUCK UP! *misses were the birds don't fly on purpose* 

Claude: *flinches*

Ciel: what shall we talk about?

Alois: raises his hand*

Kinako/me: yes rat-lois? 

Alois: can we talk about the fact you want to shoot Claude in the erm...

Kinako/me: i want him in pain, moving on.

Y/N: may I talk?

Kinako/me: sure!

Y/N: *whispere's in kinako's ear: shoot alois for me please!

Kinako: ofc! *shoots alois in the stomach*

Alois: AHHHHH COAUDE HEIP IVE BEEN SHOT!

Claude: stares at alois like if he is like a fucking bug under his shoe.*

Alois: falls on ground crying* CLAUDE HELP ME IM DYING

Claude: hello dying I'm Claude.

Alois: AAAHHHH CLAUDE UT HURTS *Caughs up blood and faints*

Claude: oop- brb got take care of this fucking injury. *goes to alois as picks him up bridal style standing with his back faced  to kinako*

Kinako/me: *shoots Claude we're the birds do t fly from behind.*

Claude: *drops alois and snaps his neck, due to the sudden horrible shocking pain*

Ciel: *dies of laughing*

Sebastian: *stares at them not surprised *


Kinako/me: runs over to Claude and kicks the shit out of him* SOON YOU WILL BE TURTLE WAX, OIL, SHAMPOO, THE MUSH THAT YOU ARE!

Claude: *silenced in pain*

Sebastian: *grabs claude and his master, yeets the out the door* now that's taken care of.

Kinako/me: *giggles like innocent child*

*everyone stares at kinako*

Grell: okay my dear sweat bas-

Kinako: *shoots grell* shut the fuck up.

Kinako: okay now that there is still a murder rampage is still ahead of us, before anyone can die, we shall continue our talk. 

Y/n: wait so Claude was shot in that balls? 

Kinako: yes.

Undertaker: there goes his demon children indeed. Hehe

Kinako: yes.

William: more souls to collect, I shall do that right now. 

Kinako: wait were us Elizabeth?

Sebastian: she is coming late if I must say.

Kinako: okay.

Y/n: why did u shoots Claude?

Kinako: *holds gun up to he/her head* why so worried about Claude he is just horrible!

Y/n:  u-u-h-h I w-w-as just asking..

Kinako: *stares into he/her soul*

Sebastian: *bends down to whisper in kinako's ear: she/he has feelings for Claude and she is worried for him.

Kinako:  okay I'm going to let you.........











Die...





*shoots gun*






Y/n: *dies*




Everyone: scared*



(There will be more but it's just the end of my mini story so yea.)


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⏰ Last updated: Dec 23, 2020 ⏰

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