Oh, How I Hate You (Kokichi x Male!Reader)

Dear Fucking Liar ✮

I watch from the shadows as Y/N stormed out of Kaito's room. While I wait for Y/N to go to bed, I'll go deal with Kaito. Walking up to his room I knock.

"Kokichi... what do you want?"

"Kaito~ Kaito.," I purr before pulling out my pocket knife and holding it up to his throat. "I want to know what dirty, little, lie you told my beloved."

"I-I told him you cheated on him!," Kaito moved his head up, trying not to get stabbed.

"Oh~" I move the knife closer.

"I'm sorry! I-I am!"

"Well, I forgive... this time," I grin. "Do it again and you'll be dead~! Nishishi~!!!"

And with that, I walked away. Before Turning around, "speaker of this and you will die~"

»Timeskip: Brought to you by Y/N sleeping with his bunny and Kokichi dancing to his room«

Y/N P.O.V

"N~, Y/N"

Kokichi? No, but that sweet, bitchy voice. The sound I loved, love so much rang in my ear. Am I dreaming?

I open my eyes to see the one and only Kokichi. On top of me. With my hands pinned above my head. Great.

"Kokichi. Let go. Now."

"But why~, don't you love me?"

"I should be the one asking you that!" I snarled.

(I finished the cactus I was painting. His name is Josh.)

"But I do!," Ouma whined, "I know I said some bad things. And it was wrong of me. Your not just a pawn you're my partner. I'm sorry. When you left I was so broken I wasn't thinking right. I drank, broke my mirror, smoked, I took my anger out on you. But I do love you."

"Mmmmmmmmm-hm. Sure you do. And what about you cheating on me?"

"W-What? Who the fuck told you that?! Boi. I'm one hundred plus gay for you. I would rather die before cheating on you."

"But Kaito said you did," I muttered.

"Oh, ~ don't worry about him! I had a little chat with him."

"Y-you didn't hurt him... did you?," I ask getting up.

"Nope!," that he pulled me into a hug. Which I gladly accepted. "I'm sorry Kokichi."

"Don't worry about it! If you write me a written apology we'll call it even!"

"Fine," I walked over to my desk, took out a sticky note, and wrote: Dear Fucking Liar, I love you and I'm sorry. EVER SAY ANY OF THAT AGAIN AND YOU'LL SEE MY FAMILY ON THE OTHER SIDE. After so I stuck it to his head. There.

"Hmm. Good enough. But Y/N."

"Yes?"

"What is your real ultimate title?"

"Promise you won't get scared?"

"Promise!"

I pull him closer under the sheets and hug him. Taking in his scent, the smell of cherry cigarettes, grape, colon.

"I'm the Ultimate Ultimate."

"What?!"

KOKICHI P.O.V

Ultimate Ultimate?! I only ever heard of one! They're like the top ultimate! But... I also heard they can kill mercilessly... Which I believe. I've seen that look in Y/N's eyes. The longing for ultimate blood. Not red likes human, but purplish-pinkish.

But Y/N being him? The ruler of all Ultimates! And I'm his Prince? I'm in shock... I'm not scared no. I could never be scared of Y/N. I'm in awe. Falling in love with him all over again.

Ultimate Ultimate~ sigh

"Kokichi?"

"Uh... yeah?"

"Tell anyone and you'll be six feet under."

I know. I know. I also know that Y/N is also a prince. A real one. Prince of the underground. Like Undertale...

"I know!" I grab his arm and snuggle into his chest. He's grown. Same height as me. Maybe taller by an inch or two. He's so warm.

"Good night, Kokichi."

"Night, my beloved."

I felt Y/N shift and sigh, before hearing his breathing get heavy. Oh! How I Love Him.