Did you hear about the guy who's entire left side got cut off ? He's all right now. (Story was originally just "puns." But I changed it to more variety) Trust me, if you like puns, sarcasm, one liners, comebacks, jokes, self deprecating jokes, more puns, and just funny things in general, did I say puns? You'll like t...
You can read this and save in your library if you are interested. #No insults are allowed and sharing ideas are accepted. Wait and see my second part of funny jokes if you are eager to read. Thanks cupcakes love ya bye
Have you ever been in a insulting fight with someone, but you end up not having a insult to use or a comeback to use? Well, you'll need to read this book. This book has a bunch of: Jokes Insults Comebacks Pick Up Lines Racist Jokes Sometimes theory's Warning: some of these jokes, insults, and comebacks may be off...
Finally, we have got an english jokebook full of really funny jokes.Here You will get different types of jokes according to your taste. So let's get started for fun riding of jokes
"The favourite food of us all, the pizza, if it's properly baked and has all the right topping on it, it contains over one thousand calories. The American chocolate chip cookies we all love and cherish very much - one of them has roughly three hundred calories. If we drink the three litres we're supposed to drink of w...
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
Brooklyn Banks is a nerd. Ever since she was in middle school and junior high, she's been mocked and teased about how she dresses and how she's so smart. It wasn't too bad until Remy Fox showed up. Since then, Remy has been playing pranks on her and embarrassing her to the extreme. One day, Remy does something so bad...
As if in slow motion he snakes his arms around a very tall stunning girl who looks like a goddess herself. Then all of a sudden he smashed his lips against hers... My chest tightens as I can feel my heart drop and break into pieces down by my feet. There it is my fear completely unfolding in front of my eyes. (the des...
Now available as Audiobook on Audible India. Spring. It's the season to love, share, and find happiness. But for Tyler? Not really. To her, it's just another long boring holiday season going back home. Spending her spring break lazing around the home, doing homework, getting up to date with all her favorite TV shows...
i wrote this when i was a kid please don't hold it against me 😭 readers comments: "oh my! just the first chapter and already a fan!" -@yawnlax "this should be worth an A*" - @mhin-tdreams "THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT" - @itzyabitch "WHY DID I CHOKE" - @blxrryfxced © Copyright 2012 All Rights Reserved.
Poging lalaki kaso manyak? TURN OFF Pagpapakatanga? Ayan yung ginawa nya nung bumalik sya, bumalik sya sa ex nya. Walang magawa si clarity kundi umiyak ng umiyak dahil sa katangahan niyang bakit pa sya nahulog sa lalaking ginagamit lang sya.
Being adopted is hard, being adopted by a serial killer is even harder. Cover by: Verde56
How does your night go from a game of Hide and Seek with your best friend, to your parents being murdered the same night? On top of that, you're sent to live with your mother and father's best friend, Mrs. and Mr. Harmon. Although Emily and her brother have no idea who these people are, they're given the luxury life a...
Si Amber Tuazon ay isang Volleyball player. Isa siyang simple pero masasabing isa sa pinaka maganda sa school. Meron siyang best friend na si .. Samuel (Samie) Benitez, na isang Basketball player. Nagkasundo sila na magiging mag on sila pagka graduate nila ng college.. Subalit.. Makikigulo ang star Football (Soccer)...
Lauren Cassidy Imperial, a junior college student who later had a very exciting yet complicated life after she met the 'God's gift to women' hot professor, Shiloh Seth Montreal. Every girl in the campus swoon over him. Including HER. But the hot professor befriends everyone... except HER. Let's find out together how...
I'm Nerd, what else.. uh.. funny? That's all. And i met this hottest, sexiest, handsome, arrogant, moody, and playboy jerk. Half brother siya ng kaibigan ko. Mula nang makilala ko siya ang simpleng buhay ko bilang Nerd ay nag bago at naging wild. Wanna know how?
HIGHEST RANK: Number 1 in Romance -- Ang tanging gusto lang naman ni Amber ay katahimikan sa pag idlip, at sa rooftop niya magagawa yun. Pero ang di niya inaasahan nang makita dun ang well known playboy na si Damon na umiidlip din. At mas di niya inaasahan ang mga susunod na mangyayari. Let's see kung anong manyayari...
To the world, I've seen you in distress. I've seen you trample over sands. I've seen you aim missiles. So when my cuts needed healing, I chose God over you instead. - An account of a childhood obsession that turned into a lifelong faith. - © 2015 welkinist
Brian is an ordinary boy. He's loved by his mother, Kimberley, and spends his days colouring pictures and inventing wonderful stories to go with them. But then, the stories become violent. Brian begins to change. Strange things start to happen. Is he possessed by the spirit of his dead father, returned to avenge h...
[Watty's 2015 Winner] one lie. one fake relationship. one million problems. © 2016 Virgo Rose Edwards. trailer made by @novemberdreamer
You are now reading Books I and II in a combined format. They are presented here as a single volume. Book I is about a thirteen year old boy's journey into magical healing. It is a time of awakening. Awakening to who you are, what you are meant to be, of friends and young love, of power and its use for good or evil. B...
While on his computer, Victor Hastings admires the provocative pictures of girls he's dating. Meanwhile, these girls are posting more and more on Facebook and all the social sites. Now, all the young men in his cramped fraternity are competing for the attention of these online, amateur pinups. And the institution of t...
