1000 Funny Jokes [Part 2]

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The Best Of Comebacks

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

How To Be Annoying

Have you ever thought that you just weren't annoying enough? Me too. The twisted labyrinth that is my brain has come up with some ways to be annoying, funny and just plain silly. Enjoy!

Welcome To The Monster Academy

Chelsea Moon is the new student at the Academy of Monsters, the school for vampires, werewolves, dragons, mutants and angels. She meets loads of monsters; a sassy vampire princess called Shelby, an alpha's son called Victor, an alpha's daughter called Natalie, three guardians of myth, an evil half brother and her fat...

Lab Rats (A Bionic Love/Friendship Story)

A girl named Katie also goes to Mission Creek High with Chase, Adam, Bree and Leo Davenport. She too encounters The Davenport's adventures throughout the season and finds out just how much she means to the youngest Davenport, Chase. My first attempt at something like this. Bare with me please!

Psych.

Shaylinn Bentley has lived in Santa Barbara most her life. She gets a new job with her best friend/ wanna be boyfriend Shawn Spencer. She works at Psych, private psychic detective agency with Shawn and Gus.

Coping (A Psych Fan-Fic)

EX DEA Special Agent Cassidy Reed had gone through many hardships in her life. Dealing with the loss of her daughter, she ran away from her problems. Now in Santa Barbara Cassidy runs into a familiar face, a face she knew all too well...Shawn Spencer, the man's heart she broke years ago. Knowing he's a fraud for clai...

He Came From The Wild

It is a common practice that when one Alpha challengers another, the defeated wolf can either be banished into exile from the pack lands or be put to death if he or she refuses to go. Braydon Winters father, couldn't bring himself to leave the lands where his mate was buried and so once the fight was lost - welcome...

50+ Things to do as a Shadow Hunter - The Mortal Instruments

So you've just become a shadow hunter? Or perhaps your planning on it? Well here is a list of random things that you should consider attempting.... actually scratch that. I DARE you too complete this list once you become a shadow hunter. Do you accept the challenge?

Percy Jackson IMAGINES

Me:PERCY GIMME THE FREAKING TAPE!!!!Percy:No!!Me:*tackles Percy*Percy:*holding tape outta my reach*Me:PERCY GIVE ME THE TAPE OR ELSE I'LL TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR FAVORITE THINGS AND THROW THEM ALL AWAY.

"We'll Run Where Lights Won't Chase Us." - WAYMC? Sequel

Grace and Anton’s relationship started off rocky, but with every hardship they faced, they became closer to each other. When Anton takes Grace and her best friend Hope on tour with himself and Porter, will their relationship face more obstacles, or will they grow even closer? Between late night drives and miles passin...

"Why Are You My Clarity?" - A Zedd Fan Fiction

Grace is an ordinary girl with a passion for music. She's an awesome singer, but she has a past, and that past drives her away from her home to an unfamiliar small town in Michigan. Then she's offered an extraordinary opportunity with her favorite musician, DJ, and producer, Zedd. What will happen when Grace and Anton...

Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus IM

Percy Jackson/Heroes Of Olympus Headcanons & One-Shots

Are you a PJO/HOO fangirl/fanboy/fanwhatever? Are you craving something deep and emotional? Are you so desperately wanting to read something just to make you swoon with fluffy fangirling? Well this is the book for you. These are a collection of headcanons and one-shots I wrote just to fulfill your guys' need for fluff...

If The Characters Of The Mortal Instruments Had Twitter.

A/N: [COMPLETE!!!] My ideas on what would go on if the characters of The Mortal Instruments had Twitter and the conversations they would have. XD enjoy. There will be twenty conversations in this story. :)

How to be a dragon hybrid (how to train your dragon)

Autumn was born as an experiment. Made for destruction,she is half Night Fury and can switch between forms being either. But what if in her mission she encountered some of the most loving people only for them all to be taken away from her. Like everything else in her life. Note: I wrote this ages ago as a child. I'm...

Mycake Short Story

A short story of Mycake from BBC Sherlock show. If you don't know what Mycake is, it's a ship between Mycroft and cake :)

Princes and Pinkie Promises (Slenderman Love Story)

Old name: A Prince and Princess (Under Light Editing) Emerald was a sad and lonely girl with no parents or friends to comfort her in her life. One day however, she finds a beautiful meadow in the forest behind her foster parent's house. Little does she know, that meadow would allow her to meet someone that would chang...

Hey Little One( Slenderman Love Story)

Jessica encounters the Slenderman. He then starts having feelings for Jessica but he knows that he can love, he is a cruel and heartless creature but what happens if he can be able to love. Read to find out.

A Weirdos Guide To Swag

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

What Runs Through My Veins (A Harry Potter Fan-Fiction)

19 years later after the death of Lord Voldemort, new students arrive to Hogwarts. To some, they've been waiting for this moment for a lonf time, to others, the whole Wizarding World is completely new!

Hilarious Text 2

These are not made by me. All rights go to the people who made them. I just stumbled upon these on the internet. **WARNING: some texts may include rude language or sexual content that some may find offensive. if you find these offensive dont read it.**

delay

A girl. A train. A delay. [Cover made by rigor_samsa]

Snape's daughter (Harry Potter Fan Fic)

Lily has lived in an orphanage as long as she can remember She got abused daily, until a man with long black hair came to adopt her...

How To Annoy People: Ultimate Guide

A bunch of collections to wait for it... Annoy People, started on Feb. 4th, 2012 annoy your teacher annoy your room-mate annoy people on a beach annoy people at a computer lab, whatever the reason, come here and read!!! Featured on Wattpad's "Just Kidding" Reading list

CleverBot and Me

It's friday night and you're at home; you're procrastinating badly and you're really bored.What do you do to pass the time?CleverBot. So this is me and my many ramblings with this artificial intelligence as, like the sad loner I am, I decide to have fun by talking to a robot. For hours on end. Please don't take it too...

100 Ratchet Ways To Die

Funny Ass Flip Book That Should Help You Survive.

We'll Talk About That Later

in which I talk about things and talk about things later.

The Star in Our Faults

When Hazel's beloved boyfriend (Augustus Waters) dies, she thinks life as she knows it is over. But when she goes to the hospital and discovers that she is pregnant, it is the best thing that ever happened to her...or the worst.