A Weirdos Guide To Swag
A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!
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Started With a Lie
[Watty's 2015 Winner] one lie. one fake relationship. one million problems. © 2016 Virgo Rose Edwards. trailer made by @novemberdreamer
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My Girlfriend's Cat
One thing Declan hates most in this world is cats. So when his girlfriend Heidi asks him to watch her cat for a week, he finds himself in an awkward position. Not wanting to risk his relationship with Heidi he agrees, because it's just one cat. How bad can it be?
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The Three Missing Children
This is my second ever story and i am very exited that people get to read I have always wanted to write my own story that people can read any way I won't keep you from reading my awesome book so bye
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Spooky Booky
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. Find ways to include laughter in your daily life. If you enjoy horror and humor, this joke book is just for you! ;) **Updated daily**
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Live Louder
❝ There is only one god and his name is Ｄｅａｔｈ, and there is only one thing we say to Death: Ｎｏｔ ｔｏｄａｙ．❞ － Ｓｙｒｉｏ Ｆｏｒｅｌ •completed [04/05/14]. •short story #175 [04/07/14] , teen fiction #632 [04/09/14] •cover was found on pexels. no copyright intended. all rights go to the original owner. •twenty-fourteen.
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1000 Ways To Annoy People
Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me...
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The Wedding Gift
After Julie Delgado's restaurant closes, she temporarily takes over the catering position at the Rose Chalet, a full-service San Francisco wedding venue. She plans to dazzle the bride and groom so the Chalet's owner will keep her around, but fate has other plans for her when the bride's brother shows up for the first...
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Last Day of Love
A Teardrop Story This short story is a published ebook and part of the Teardrop Saga which also includes TEARDROP and WATERFALL. I will be publishing the whole of LAST DAY OF LOVE plus two extracts from TEARDROP over the next few weeks. WATERFALL is due for publication in November 2014 (you can pre-order here: http:...
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[ON HOLD] 36 Students in a Classroom
Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out t...
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Once Upon a Taxi (ON HOLD)
A Taxi. A New Job. A Forgotten Enemy. That’s how it started—or re-started to be exact. Valerie Summers, a twenty-two year old full of secrets, just wanted to forget everything bad that’s ever happened in her life, and she was almost successful until He re-entered her life. Christian Reyes is back, but his time h...
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Merman - Romance
Snatched from his underwater home after a daredevil attempt to win the attention of Jassell, the love of his life, Ridec and his true love must fight for survival not only against humans who have lost all traces of humanity but against humans who aren't really humans anymore. The question Ridec must ask himself, 'cou...
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AVALON
PUBLISHED ON AMAZON.COM Avalon has spent her entire life on her family's Cattle Station in Northern Queensland. In her eyes there is nothing sweeter than working the land and spending as much time on horseback as possible. Due to her parents' divorce she is forced to move in with her Mother in a city beach suburb as p...
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Omega
(Boyxboy) Endymion was an outcast, a werewolf who couldn't transform. He didn't have any place in the pack at all. Death was his sentence however by some miracle he managed to escape. Living a normal life and forgetting about his origins, he was happy. Until the future Alpha of the pack starts to pursue him. Will he...
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50 Things To Do When You're Bored
*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN RISK. I am not responsible for ANYTHING that happens when you attempt t...
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Scaredy Cat
In an effort to live a bolder and braver life, Everly Rowan begins following the "10 Easy Steps of the Morris Method of Creative Risk-taking". Over the next few weeks she visits a karaoke bar, a punk hairstylist, a bible-thumping church, and a skydiving drop zone. She breaks off her engagement to her fiance, clobbers...
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How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
Life as you know it has ended, and zombies now rule the world. What do you do? Well no need to fear, for the How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse GUIDE is here! Everything you need to know in order to survive will soon be out of the book and into your brain. Helpful rules and tips will guide you along your journey in th...
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Tourist Trap
[A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY] Okay, so Dr. Octavius is a kooky but lovable mad scientist. You'd really like him if you ever met him. But one day he disappears through a secret door into another world. His niece Sarah and his lab assistant Zeke set out to find him and end up in Quartzwater City, a bizarre land filled w...
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Awesome Quotes, Comebacks, and Insults!
Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I g...
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The Cat Returns
After some time, Baron had thoughts of visiting a certain girl he had met after one fateful encounter. And now, he can't focus and his attention drifts further away from him and how the girl's eyes looked back at him with admiration. What will happen if he decide to visit her again?
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Alice in Wonderland
[2012 Version aka My version of Alice in Wonderland] Read if you dare;) Alice never believed in fairy tales, but what happened when she is apart of one?
