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South Park x Reader

Reader x Various. To anyone who wants to read my one shots but are unable to access it, please go to my Quotev account and read them there since Wattpad is a jerk. Near a small little mountain there is a town known as South Park, where all sorts of strange things happen. There, a young girl begins her journey of mak...

South Park Project

A story about children's faces. Based on some songs from Kagerou Project.

I Love You Dude

Stan and Kyle

Craig X Reader

" I can't believe he ditch me again!" What happened?...Please...Love me back... ...Craig... " How could you?!"... " I'm sorry!" I hate cheats... ...I love you...

Damien x Reader - Beauty and the Devil

You wish for a better life, one filled with adventure and magic! But you learn to be careful for whatever it is that you wish for after finding a dark prince that was cursed after being so cruel towards the people around him. Is it destiny that he brings you to his castle and takes you see the world? Are you the key...

The Best Dictionary Ever

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

Clyde x Reader

She loves him, he loves her but they're not too confident in what they should say to each other. What will Clyde do when he makes a bold move you and how will you react?

A Weirdos Guide To Swag

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Goth Stan X Reader - To Forget and Move on...

" I'm going to hang out with the goths again..." Please...not again!... " Stan stop please, this isn't good for you!" This isn't good for him, I have to stop this! " Wendy...please..." I love you...

My south park story

My life in south park......

Hilarious Text 2

These are not made by me. All rights go to the people who made them. I just stumbled upon these on the internet. **WARNING: some texts may include rude language or sexual content that some may find offensive. if you find these offensive dont read it.**

South park (the birthday)

South Park X Reader

Like there aren't enough of these! Well, Hi! Thanks for looked at my South Park X Reader! I'm just doing a shit load of characters but if I forget one you'd like, please leave a comment telling me! Tttthhhhhaaaannnnkkksss

Funny Texts

Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

South Park One Shots

Dear My Sanity (A Jeff the Killer Story)

*FIRST BOOK IN THE Dear My Sanity SERIES* "Look at your hands. Their blood is on your hands." Jamie stares at her blood covered hands. She clenches her jaw, a muffled scream coming from her. I let her scream but I look around, knowing the police would come soon. If she wants to avoid being caught, she needs to get ove...

Slaves In The End [A South Park Fanfiction]

"No one said this'd be easy," the tall blonde said, sighing. Her eyes filled with tears. "No one said it'd be this hard, either."

Kenny x Reader - My Angel

You hope to help Kenny and give him a better life. Coming up with a fantastic and amazing plan, you discussed it with your rich parents. Having them agree, you set out to work with their support. However, trouble heads your way as Kenny starts to think you don't care about him anymore and begins to move on. What will...

Tweek X Reader

" Tweek is Mine! So hands off!" " He isn't yours...you're not even his girlfriend." " Oh he will...I just have to get you out of the picture..."

Christophe x Reader - The Jewels of War...

You are a part of a Kingdom and are at war with 3 other realms of different species but with the same aim; to obtain the Jewels of War. When one gathers all 4 jewels, they gain full control of the other kingdoms and that is where everyone's priorities lie. As this continues a game of chess is also taking place, a game...

Craig x Reader - The Love Game...

" Wait, what's the 'Love Game'?" " You don't want to play around with love." " Don't worry, I have everything under control." " You'll get hurt." " You have to SMILE! And I have to reveal my deepest secret to the whole school..." I'm already in love so I'll definitely win, it can't that hard could it?...

Give them Hell (Attack On Titan X Reader)

Basically a reader insert for Attack On Titan where you are Eren Jaeger's sister (sorry dudes)

Butters x Reader - Is it too late?

Butters makes a promise of coming back and something more before he moves away to a place unknown to you. Several years later, Butters stops replying to your messages, calls and letters but you still have a little bit of hope that he still remembers you. However, dreadful news occurs and you find yourself asking it's...

Kuroko no Facebook

What would happen if the Kuroko no Basuke characters got their own facebook accounts?? If you wanna know,you gotta read. ^_^ [DISCLAIMER:THE ANIME NOR THE CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE!]

South Park - ? X Reader - You Belong with me (no a songfic)

WARNING! - Not a song-fic! You love Kyle but it turns out he loves 2 girls. Who will he pick? You or...

Kyle x Reader - Nerdy Romance

You have been assigned to be tutored by Kyle, the class nerd who hardly speaks but when you hear his voice, you find something really familiar about its tone. After becoming friends and finally having a popular reputation, how will you bare with trying to find out Kyle's secret and keeping your place in the cheer-lead...