The best of jokes and texts 3

Guys plz go and check out the other books

The best of jokes and texts 1

Here are some good jokes I have made some up but not all so if you have seen it before so I'm sorry

The best of jokes and texts 2

Guys if you have read book number 1 you will know what this is about Just more funny jokes

One hell of a Paradise

Gracie is on the road to recovery, after an array of mental health issues knocked her down one too many times. But as we follow her intense, emotional and overwhelming journey, the tracks become uncertain as a mysterious yet magnetising young man appears on the scene and changes everything. Can Gracie reach the ult...

Magic Born: The Uprising (Wattys2016)

Egon is said to be the key, to hold the power to overthrow Vestomer, the wicked ruler of Magur, but he feels useless. With his power still not developed and a new life he's been swept into, how can he fulfill this destiny everyone wants for him. Mace is forced to spy on his friends, weaseling his way into their life...

Power Shift (Book 1)

Brandon Stamp is abducted on his way out of a grocery store. He doesn't know who took him or why, and when he finds out what they want him for his confusion turns into terror. Frantically searching for clues to the group behind his abduction, Brandon discovers he can do things no human should be capable of. Will thes...

Element Wielder

"His mother's screams remained etched in his mind. He promised himself that night he would never again stand by as people he cared for suffered, and he would one day kill Volcseck. He intended to keep those promises." Falcon Hyatt has a problem. For reasons unknown to him he can wield all the elements, not only basics...

For those that need hope..

Some quotes.

ThisCrush

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The Youngest Girl : A Doctor Who Fanfiction

Vengeance {Mb:s}

Enderiox. That's probably all you'll ever know. Here's my message board and statuses though.

The Sun Seeker

'I'm not like them. At least, I don't think I am'. 'So, what do you think you are?' 'I don't know anymore Eddie. If I do this, I don't want people to look at me and be afraid. I want them to feel safe'. 'Tyler you saved all those people'. 'I know. But. am I really willing to do this?' Enderiox spoke up. 'Only if you...

The Light within Darkness

This is a story of 16 year old Darren Reynolds and his group of friends who embark on an innocent camping trip. But when Darren discovers an artifact, The Undecagon (Palixus) he and his friends are teleported to a different dimension. Dimension 10. Now, they must find the truth as to why they are in Dimension 10, and...

Servant to Sora

Servant boy Indigo Blackwell has spent his entire life not knowing who he is. His story is the classic story of the little orphan boy that finally got a home, or so he thinks. There are secrets being kept within the Castle walks and it's up to him to bring light to them. Will memory of past destroy everything and ever...

The Red Harlequin - Book 1 Of Masks And Chromes (Extract)

Book 1 of the Best-Selling Dystopian Fantasy Series translated in 9 languages and with a TV series in development! And it all started right here on Wattpad! In a world where everyone wears masks, the color you belong to determines your life... And your death. Except for strange creatures called Harlequins... THE RED H...

When The Worlds Collide

Elsa and Anna are traveling around with their cousin, Rapunzel (and her fiancé, Flynn). Kristoff comes and Hans follows. Merida is visiting Berk. Hiccup is in Berk, training Toothless. What happens when they meet each other? HiccElsa story. With a little KristAnna thrown in here and there :)

Legend of the Eleventh Slayer

'Absolute power corrupts absolutely' -William Shakespeare It is true that power can change people, mostly for the worse. History is ripe with evidence to this. But what if absolute power was given to someone who didn't want it or couldn't even control it properly? Would he lose himself in the power and change for the...

Leon Pride: A World of Demons

What were you doing on December 21, 2012? Well, on that day, the world was introduced to a race that would come to be called demons. The Elder Race they call themselves. Beings who disguised themselves and lived amongst humans since they appeared on our planet. However these demons weren't like those you may find in y...

Earthrise: 2176 [Published - Sample Only]

What if we were the first in our part of the galaxy to discover the secret of faster than light travel? What if this discovery was 10,000 years before it was supposed to be? Our neighbors had been watching for centuries and were surprised with our early arrival into the Web of Worlds... The Year is 2166: To the peop...

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Assaidan's Warrior

"Mom where are my shoes" is probably the last thing Jacob (Jac) Gothia Knightley Pyrognith says before his world is altered forever. It all started years ago when his father mysteriously disappears soon after his birth, then suddenly he develops strange abilities on his 13th Birthday. First he lights things on fire WI...