A Weirdos Guide To Swag

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

1000 Ways To Annoy People

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me...

The President's Daughter

"Watch where you’re going nerd!" Someone said knocking me down, while sending my books flying. I let out a sigh as I crouched down, collecting my books from the floor. Once I got up I saw the person who called me nerd a few seconds ago was standing in front of me wearing a smug expression. "What's wrong nerd? Cat got...

Secret Wings

Hailey always thought she had a pretty ordinary life. The only thing that could be called unusual in her life was that her mother had disappeared into thin air not long after Hailey's birth. Soon, though, her mother is not the most important thing on the young girl's mind as she discovers a hidden side of herself and...

The Tooth Fairy and Other Stories

The Tooth Fairy: A young child waits for the tooth fairy, but gets a nasty surprise... Wolves in Sheep's Clothing: An astronaut crashes her ship, but her rescuers are not who she thinks they are... Photo: Gaiam Vivendi Entertainment

If Sex Was A Sport, He'd Be The Best Player

How do two completely different people end up falling for one another when they have absolutely nothing in common. Skye is a humble girl and Crispin is an arrogant man-whore. They sure were right when they say opposites attract.

I love you, Bestfriend.

"I love you, Ashton" I whispered to his sleeping face, being careful so he doesn't hear. Quickly kissing him on the cheek, I run away knowing that he can't know, and he will never know. I'm in love with my bestfriend. "Diana?" Ashton's voice stops me. Tears threaten to fall down, but I push them away. "Yes?" "...

Nerd Of The Year ( Published - Sample Only )

Who is a nerd ?? A person who is a bookworm ? Someone who wears big glasses ?? A loner ??? Meet Neveah Gail Huber, nerd of the school. She is not the usual silent loner. She is outspoken, brave with a whole ton of ego. If you lack brains, she won't look at you. Meet Easton Eugene Dale, jerk of the school. In line to...