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  • Give Me Love
    321 28 1

    (Gerard Way/Bert McCracken) (mentions of Pete Wentz/ Mikey Way) Gerard Way was the last person Bert expected to find crying his heart out in front of a McDonalds at one in the morning. Bert McCracken was the last person Gerard Way expected to find sober and clean in a parking lot a hundred miles from where they lost...

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  • Teeth Out And Growling ||Gerbert||
    486 25 8

    He grins and I suddenly notice the wolf child in him; canines shiny, lips ruby and reflective like he's put on chapstick. My thoughts - sludge or slime - slosh about with nothing concrete to grab onto, just the steady buzz of panic. The Polaroid is tiny, but it's clear who are the two men in it; tattoos betray him and...

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  • CHARACTER PROFILES
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    So I decided to do this after a conversation with @theusedfanfic and I got excited thinking it would be pretty cool. Each chapter is gonna be a character profile. For now I'll stick to the four most important guys and then I'll move on to the rest. It might help understand some things a bit better about where each ma...

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  • Wear White
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    2007-2008 Empty with You era. Quinn: Black or White? Bert: White. Quinn: *squints* White? 'Really?' Bert: Yeah, man. *few seconds later* Quinn: I think I'll go with white. *pulls his black shirt off to replace with the one Bert insisted on.* Bert McCracken always gets what he wants.

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  • Pillow Talk
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    All the shit Bert and Gerard talk about in and around bed.

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  • FUCKER
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    2017-2018 It's been 12? 12 fucking years. And I still hate you. *This is presented a little differently than usual. Hope you enjoy.*

  • Hello, I'm Bert
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    2001 - 2002 Blue & Yellow era

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  • Use a Smile as a Noun & I Think Like a Verb
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    2002 - 2006 Smile era. Bert's... disgusting and loud, a rockstar and he fucking knows it. He can have any of these girls who scream his name but he prefers to lick Gerard's face. Which... suits Gerard just fine... no matter how much he complains.

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  • Good Boys
    175 12 2

    Just close your eyes and think of Jesus.

  • 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘
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    ━━ ❀ GERBERT ONESHOTS © 2018 - 2021 @arielthewitch

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  • in violent frustration | gerbert
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    ❝ I've been walking through a world gone blind ❞ Gerard is a 16 year old orphan and a social butterfly. He loves to meet new people, loves making friends. After a car accident as a child, he's struggled with a medial condition but makes the best of it all. Bert Mccracken is a loner, no friends beside the members of hi...

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  • such a softer sin | gerbert
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    ❝ In violent, frustration he cries out to God ❞ there's 2 things that gerard loves most. his brother and alcohol. gerard loves to drink, loves to party and enjoy himself. that is whenever he gets the time off from working two jobs. bert is a very charming guy who loves nothing but music. nothing means more to him than...

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  • efímero |cuentos
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    Conjunto de cuentos.

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  • One Big Happy Family
    61 4 1

    Basically Quinn Allman, Jeph Howard And Bert McCracken all live together and have to deal with Bert McCracken. Occasionally dan might show up...or brandon. Dunno. just read it ya pussies 💕

  • Hold Me Tighter (And Share the Umbrella Next Time)
    127 10 2

    Quinn is sick-sick, and Bert is sick of hearing about it.

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  • Quinn the Temptress
    732 31 4

    A collection of stories about Bert McCracken and Quinn Allman, slices of insight into the peak of their 'secret' love affair. All contained within fit into bxxt-xxcrackxx's Quinn and Bert universe, pre-2002.

  • Noise and Kisses
    157 14 1

    gay fair shit for a twitter groupchat. adam/bert/gerard/frank

  • The Danfiction
    232 37 5

    One day Dan Whitesides wakes up and turns into a baby, and so his band mates suddenly must learn how to become fathers. No, really. it's just as good as it sounds.

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  • The Canyon Calls Me Home
    296 23 9

    *puts on dramatic voice* Bert McCracken is in the right place and the right time when he meets her, Luca. But once they're off together to start a new life, things start to fall apart. Within the first couple days he starts to unwind, become himself again- or the past self everyone knew. But is this a good thing? You'...

  • maybe memories; gerbert
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    not many gerbert fics around...

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  • School Sucks: A Beavis And Butthead Fanfiction
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    It's an ordinary day for Beavis and Butthead at Highland High School. Boring students, boring teachers, and boring classes. However this might change since they failed a Bob Marley test. Is it possible that they will listen to Mr. Van Driessen for once in their lives? Or will this two buttmunches not even give a damn...

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  • Pas de Deux (Frerard/Gerbert) *ON HOLD*
    535 28 3

    This story is inspired by the song Pas de Deux by Dodie Clark. When Gerard moves to a new town and starts at a new school he starts falling for Bert McCracken. It doesn't take long for the two to start a relationship together. Gerard wants to do anything to keep Bert happy, but after a while he starts asking too much...

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  • Sold My Soul To Stop The Pain
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    Bert McCracken is on the edge of falling apart completely. He struggles daily to keep himself alive, as his will to live shrivels.

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  • Yesterday's Feelings
    499 20 1

    GerBert one shot man

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  • Give Me A Reason To Believe
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    Sequel to Give Me A Better Cause To Lead. Gerard Way lives in New York for over a year now, and Frank hasn't spoken to him the night Gerard overdosed, said he hated Frank and Gerard punched him in the face. But what happens when the homeless artist gets a job and on a ferry one bright and sunny day known as September...

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  • Pretty Handsome Awkward (GERBERT)
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    My Chemical Romance and The Used have been touring for a few weeks with months to spare, but when Gerard's boyfriend calls up on him every second and when Bert's struggling with addiction things start to get complicated. (Pretty much the only Gerbert fic where Bert isn't portrayed as an abusive asshole) Edit: ok I sta...

  • In Love And Death
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    Zoe is a normal kid, her parents are getting divorced, she's sad, etc. She runs away from home when she's had to much of her parents yelling. Zoe's best friend Quinn brings her to live with him, and she finds love in Quinn's best friend Bert. But when Zoe's friends and her go to a Placebo concert, something happens t...

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  • Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough for the Two of Us.
    425 15 6

    Gerard Way has been coping with depression and addiction since his childhood. The one friend that he has is Frank Iero, a case of split personality and regression. They are inseperable ever since they meet, but then Gerard meets Janine, an Irish girl who steals his heart and breaks him, sending him deeper into depress...

  • You Destroyed The Bad In Me
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    Hi, I'm Bert McCracken. You probably know me as a funny man who sings in The Used. But, before all that I was really messed up, I took drugs, drank a lot of alcohol, stuff like that. Joining The Used helped me out a lot. But there was one guy that helped me the most.. And that was Jeph.

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  • More Than Friends
    78 3 1

    Quinn & Bert's love.

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