The World's Funniest Shit 2

Book 2 of crazy shitz I find funny! Whatcha waiting for? Go read!

Comedy Texting

You don't to be told what this is... It's all in the title and the cover of the book. These aren't mine... I just found them on the internet and I just wanted to make a book out of it.

Simon Says... [Old Version]

Note: The OLD version of Simon Says is NO longer available. New version can be found here - https://www.wattpad.com/story/191413388-simon-says

Wasteland

*COPYRIGHT* When the world falls into ruins due to a strange, spreading illness, Violet isn't sure what's going on. She and her little sister, Aya had been left with a babysitter while their parents go away on a trip to California. Violet is your typical internet-addicted teenager. She's played almost any horror/zombi...

Goddess Unravelled

"Who will we send after the little witch?" The room went silent as one of them stood up from her throne, pacing forward. Her skirts flowed over the marble floors as silently as a whisper. Every eye was drawn to her. "I will go after her and make her my slave." She revealed flawless white teeth in a playful smile. "It...

Demon

*** I don't let anyone copy or translate my books so don't even ask me i have all rights reserved**** You are never alone. Someone is always looking out for you. Not all demons are bad. **if you ever feel alone and like you're going to hurt yourself, do not hesitate to ever talk to someone. there will always be some...

The Heartbreak Chronicles

NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Oliver, Alec, Xander, and JJ are just four regular guys. They're also members of the world famous boy band the Heartbreakers. This is their story.

Mr. 8

A Paranormal Thriller Psychology professor Denton Reed has been pulled out of the classroom to find a killer. Bodies are turning up all over the quiet town of Bexhill. They are found dismembered and burned beyond recognition in a snow covered farmer's field, by the abandoned mill, and under the train bridge. The only...

Descent Into Darkness

Phoenix has left his family, and is on a mission to rid the land of Demetrius' influence all by himself. The stone has taken him over almost completely, removing his conscience, and making him capable of horrible acts of violence, murder, and other atrocities. Can Ember, Lindani and Spedro save him before it's too lat...

Savage Cinderella

Eighteen-year-old Brinn Hathaway has survived on her own in the Northwest High Country of Georgia since she was left for dead in a shallow grave by the man who kidnapped her as a child. When a young nature photographer, Justin Spencer, catches the wild girl on film and the two form a tentative friendship, Brinn must d...

The Devil Is My Guardian

One thing I'll always remember is my parents saying "Everyone has a story" "Everyone has a story with a past, tragic or not. Everyone has a story that is meant to go unjudged, even if it was never told" But sometimes we forget that. Like when I though that my guardian was the devil. Even though he taught me how to lau...

Scourge: A Grim Doyle Adventure

Two dads, five siblings, and goggles! Grim Doyle has always known his life was not exactly "normal", and things get even more curious when he discovers a set of stones that sweep him and his family to the fantasy, steampunk world of Verne - a place they had escaped from years ago. Now that they've returned, Grim and h...

Garden of Bones (old version)

Blood flows through the halls of the royal castle in Elion, largest of the Three Kingdoms. Only the first daughter of the king and her bodyguard escape the chaos with their lives. The young princess vows revenge on the man who murdered her family, swearing that the next time they meet will be his end. But time heal...

Tree of Life

You are now reading Books I and II in a combined format. They are presented here as a single volume. Book I is about a thirteen year old boy's journey into magical healing. It is a time of awakening. Awakening to who you are, what you are meant to be, of friends and young love, of power and its use for good or evil. B...

Study Sessions With The Bad Boy

To outsiders, Brooklyn Waters may seem like your normal, beautiful, and friendly nerd. She's had straight A's all her life, very popular academically, and is the nicest person you'd ever meet. She's never broken any rules and is always involved in school. But is Brooklyn really the nice, goody-two shoes that everyone...

Lakehouse

"I admit to being a very SICK and TWISTED person." Sadie and Levi Olivers are the closest pair of siblings that anyone has ever seen. Abandoned as toddlers and forced to live in foster home after merciless foster home, they will do anything to keep each other safe and happy. All they really want, though, is for Levi's...