In which Jon Walker and Dallon Weekes start a drug business, as if Brendon could get even higher than his hopes. Inspired by a joke made by @fruityweekez and me. [I just want you to know, as of 4/4/2023, I don't support Dallon Weekes. He has literally dissed Patrick Stump in a non-joking way under a serious tweet amon...
Cómo lo oyeron, mi insomnio y falta de atención me orillaron a crear esto, frases y "escenas" mierderas que se me ocurren
⚠️ACTUALLY REALLY CRINGE⚠️ ▪︎ With this i don't mean to get anyone offended and i respect their likes. ▪︎ This is just a joke so don't take it seriously. ▪︎ bad spelling text 🕳🏃♂️ ▪︎This maybe will include the smut/lemon moments. ▪︎Reader has no gender btw lol ▪︎I mostly update to correct my spell so sorry if it bo...
this is a joke book, so basically a very lazy crackfic 😫 I will be using they/them pronouns because every gender is welcome 🤭👨🦲
He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...
Jungkook has always been afraid of the microwave but one faithful night at 3am, he faces his fear...
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
My name is Kylie, my parents died in a car accident and I am ugly. Lol
~Highest Ranking in Humor~ #43 12/9/2017 First Prize Winner of The Lunar Awards: October Genre-Awards:Humor I can't take it anymore ! Stupid dumb stereotypes are being used way too much in Wattpad books. I for one as an author am completely guilty of using these said stereotypes hence why I think we all need to up our...
Have you ever been in a insulting fight with someone, but you end up not having a insult to use or a comeback to use? Well, you'll need to read this book. This book has a bunch of: Jokes Insults Comebacks Pick Up Lines Racist Jokes Sometimes theory's Warning: some of these jokes, insults, and comebacks may be off...
A long, long list of the cliches of wattpad...basically what the title says
Donald Trump X Reader [HIGHEST RANK: #1 IN #FURSONA] how could you resist his raggedy hair his wrinkly orange skin his whopping 2 centimeter peepee 4 in 5 Doctors Recommend you read this for your health!!!!!!
from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love
john cena found himself falling for someone else, but not just anyone, a korean boy. and it was none other than jhope from BTS. how will they get past their differences and find the courage to admit their love for one another.
Dreams and possibly nightmares depending on the way you think of it.
Nanny dives into the great world of childhood shows to find the biggest, largest, fattest schlongiests schlongs to ever schlong.
Y/N is a 25 year old girl who thought she found her true love and blindly followed him, not being aware that it's gonna be the biggest surprise in her life...
An extreme Christian. A depressed emo. A serial killer on the loose. A lewd stripper. Those are only some of the roommates I live with. With the prom only a week away, how will I deal with all the petty drama that comes with living with 3D people!!! DX
No one understand you, and you want to be free. You want to listen to my chemical romance on repeat, you want to shoplift converse, you want to scream at your mother and then laugh at her tears. (big mouth reference)
This tutorial will tell you something awsome and intresting you will enjoy of this adventure in the bathroom
