Funny Text Bloopers

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Suicide.

This is the story of a girl who committed suicide, because of everything wrong in her life. This could happen, so this is why we need to prevent bullying, child abuse, rape, etc. Please vote/comment.

Magcon Preferences

All these boys are different in their own ways and I love each and every one of them!!

Hustle (Book 1 in The Hunted Hearts) - SYTYCW Winner #action #comedy #romance

RULE#1: DON'T STEAL HIS HEART. After ripping off a dangerous mob boss, Ellie Phillips decides it's time to quit hustling and give up her life of crime. She just needs a big score. Then she can give up the grift and start anew. When she steals a map from Jacob Hawkins that shows the location of a huge heart-shaped di...

How to Be Cliche (A Novel)

Cli·ché: a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought. Meet Pepper Ballard. Independent, single, and sarcastic as hell. Pepper fights her own battles with pride and is officially #done with clichés. Unshaven werewolves, pale vampires, flawless and talented female vampire hunters who inst...

A Jock's Tale (BoyxBoy)

Love is not a thing that can just drop in anyone's lap (or maybe it can). Sometimes you have to fight for it, because this is reality, not a fairy tale. Just ask Jake Sampson when he moves from the upper Midwest to Northern California to spend his senior year. It doesn't take long to spread his wings in his new home...

That's Not My Problem | Rants

the mdc and other things can really burst a bubble cover credit to @modernism

Started With A Kiss

"Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry!" My face burned from the embarrassment of tripping over flat ground, and falling on top of a complete stranger, smashing my lips against his in the process. "No problem at all. It was the best kiss I've ever had," He smiled back at me, his beautiful eyes crinkling kindly. ...

Promises Made, Promises Broken - SYTYCW (Bad Reputation)

Joey is too charming for words, drifting through college on a trust fund and a gorgeous smile. Tucker is kind-hearted and community minded, without an ounce of patience for guys with big trucks and even bigger egos. Both are trying to outrun their pasts. Both have something to prove. She wants to save a small part of...

Unlucky (when bad girl meets good boy)

PREVIOULSY WHEN BAD GIRL MEETS GOOD BOY Okay so hey. I'm Alexis, and I started to write this story when I was 14, and it's been a while so now I'm 16. I'm definitely going to finish this story now, so yea. Clyde's never been particularly lucky. She worked hard for all she had achieved, and nothing was really handed to...

My Sister's Boyfriend (Currently fixing 03/22/16)

My sister has this really cute boyfriend, who I fell in love with. And she's also going to have a wedding soon. Too bad it won't be too pretty when she finds out the truth soon...

1000 Funny Jokes... EXTRAS!!

I completed my 1000 Funny Jokes series and here are some extras that didn't make it!! twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman kik: _catiieee_x © COPYRIGHT @niallerzprincezzz ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Let's Pretend

[complete] When Kade discovers that her incredibly annoying classmate, Marcel Styles, is living under a double personality, her attention for him is immediately piqued. Little does she know that by attempting to discover things that are better off kept away, she'll be thrown down a spiral where she'll come to find...

Better Than Revenge [Unedited - 2012 Version]

Christian Ryder may be seen as a heartthrob by the majority of the world's female population, but to Sophia Hastings, he might as well be the newest addition to her hometown's local zoo. Sophia is a young, aspiring actress with big dreams who swears having to work with Christian Ryder wouldn't be worth all the fame in...

She's In Love With A Geek

Miss Perfect, Courtney Collins, has everything a teenage girl could ever wish for. She has the Pretty Face, Perfect Figure, Popularity, Fortune, Friends who follow her every command and a Super Hot Boyfriend who's madly in love with her. Ultimate Geek, Chad Treyson, is a typical teenage boy who only wish for a peacefu...

Nintendo Talk

People from Nintendo and Super Smash bros. are coming to have a talk show with me. (Some non-nintendoers may come too)

Hit Me, Cupid! (Now on Dreame)

Cupid and Psyche. It's the oldest tale in the world. But what happens when Cupid falls victim to his own arrow for the second time around? And this time, it's with a mortal girl, Cytherea Hastings.

One Shots [Niam]

One shots of Niam. The stories will contain more then one that ship dont worry! The stories will not be related to eachother [although, some may contain similar themes]. Enjoy!

Door To Door

Hudson Ellis is good at his job. Somehow, he manages not to annoy people when he knocks at their doors and asks them to contribute to the charity he works for - instead, he gets them to sign up for sponsoring programmes and fish whatever spare change they have out of their pockets. Even the infamously tough residents...

Dating the bad girl.

You've heard of when bad boy meets good girl....but have you heard of when bad girl meets good boy? When Nolan met Danielle he expected nothing. Little did he know this one girl would change his perfect five year plan. She was bad. Sexy and tattooed. She was everything Nolan was not. Nolan was a virgin while she was a...

Playing The Bad Boy's Game (Completed July 2012) FIRST BOOK SO IT IS CRAP W A R N I N G

I love the players. He loves the game. (CONFUSING-THIS IS MY FIRST BOOK SO IT SUCKS. WARNING. ONLY ON WATTPAD FOR NOSTALGIC PURPOSES. Written and completed on June 2012. Rewritten version now available on my profile called 'The Accidental Partner') #69 in Humour and #100 in Romance Important Note: Readers are wond...

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Backstage Kisses (BoyxBoy)

(This story contains gay characters. If you have a problem with gay content, please do not read.) Beauregard Dubois, otherwise known as Bo, has been in love with his best friend's older brother for years. However, he'd never do anything to hurt Angelica, and therefore tries to convince himself he doesn't care. Unbekno...

Death is My BFF Rewritten (Book 1 of the Rewritten Death Chronicles)

Death is My BFF is now published as a Hardcover, Paperback, and E-book with W by Wattpad Books! As Wattpad reader you can access the original rough draft version here, and published version details inside. This is a VERY rough, early draft of "Death is My BFF" and the published version looks very different! :) ...

The Rule of Thirds

Sixteen-year-old Pippa Greene never goes anywhere without her camera. She and her best friend/supermodel-in-training Dace long ago mapped out their life plan: Pippa will be the noted fashion photographer, and Dace the cover girl. But ever since last spring, things have changed for Pippa — and her junior year at Spaldi...

Ask Tanith Low

Pretty much what it says in the title... ASK ME QUESTIONS!!! I shall tell no lies (well... I'll try my best) XD

Muslimah in love

''Marriage isn't easy especially when it's arranged and you hardly know the guy.'' 23-year-old Zara, a modest and virtuous Muslimah, has finally accepted a marriage proposal and is ready to share her life and love with her husband. But what happens when he is broody, stiff and ignores her most of the time? Is it pos...

Late Summer Rain

It was pity that first made Dannie speak to him. She had known Ryan since she was a kid, but he had always been the popular Golden Boy, and she had always been the tomboy that didn’t mind not having any friends. It was odd, she had thought, that all the popular kids who had once kissed the ground he walked on, didn’t...

My Crazy Cinderella Story

Why hello readers! Okay, so here's the introduction to my life Hi, my name is Alexis Black but most people just call me Alex and here is my life story. I am a seventeen year old, velvet red haired, br...

Percy Jackson Primordial Power (Completed)

Betrayed and Cheated Percy Jackson runs away only to find his real father is chaos. He disappears for a while before returning to defend the place he once called home. While he is back a certain silver eyed godess catches his eye and then his heart. COMMENT VOTE AND FOLLOW