Pause (Published)

#1 Humor P A U S E 'Moments of hesitation make us human.' ~ Aqueela Lawson 'Moments of hesitation make us weak.' ~ Jay Taylor *~**~* ...

I now pronounce you husband and wife

what would you have done if you had a fight with the CEO of the company you work in and threw a bottle of 7 up on his face purposely outside a supermarket unknowingly and later you are forced to marry him. Well so is the journey for Alaina Fletcher and Brad Carter. Alaina needs help and Brad gives a way out if she...

I Was Never Yours

When Arianna marries billionaire Zach Price to save her family, she doesn't expect to fall in love with a man who'd always consider her a second choice. An unexpected turn of events brings the couple closer together, but can a marriage based on lies and deceit ever survive? ...

The Arrangement

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right? What happens when you wake up in Vegas married? Well, you try to figure out what the hell happened then go from there. For Mikaela Nero, there is no going back. Her newly acquired husband makes her an offer she has no choice but to accept. What motives will she find al...

(Editing) Sold to Be His

(Editing)! Athena has been sold by her father to a complete stranger. Yet her father knows him well. Athena think she was sold to save her mother but she soon discovers that is not true. Athena now is the wife of millionaire, Shawn Trevor. Will her life be miserable in gold? Or will her life be like a diamond, shinni...

Like Yesterday

Jace Hamilton is Reese Burnett's sworn enemy, the culprit who made her high school life hell. But what if this taboo existence returns for the summer and brings back more than just painful memories of yesterday? Suddenly, Reese isn't too sure who or what to trust--or if she can even trust herself. *** For Reese, the d...

Sooooooo Relatable

Just things you can probably relate to...

Sarcasm, Comebacks, & Insults (Funny Comeback and Insults, BTW)

*!*!* WARNING *!*!* THIS BOOK CONTAINS CHAPTERS OF STUPIDITY FOR FRIENDS WHO COMPETE TO EMBARRASS EACH OTHER. THIS IS NOT ADVISED FOR SERIOUS AND STUCK-UP PEOPLE.

Insults for dummies (Funny comebacks and Insults)

A bunch of insults, for dummies. Like you ;) jk. *Completed*

Sarcastic comebacks

A random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)

Jokes

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

[ON HOLD] 36 Students in a Classroom

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out t...

Call Me Dirty Minded

Highest Rank #5 in Humour - Skye Einstein isn't your particular girl, even if she's the great grandchild of Albert Einstein. But don't let the last name fool you, she wasn't born with the intelligent nor talent gene so instead Skye possessed the speciality of staring at delicious males and drooling. Skye seems to have...

How to Fall in Love ✔

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on a...

Zodiac signs

Zodiac stuff from internet but mostly tumblr though. I honestly have no idea why you clicked this but well thanks for clicking and enjoy!

Tagalog Sad love Story

Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Ten Reasons Not To Die

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

That night

I woke up my mind was blank I couldn't remember anything anyone I was blank completely blank I was a blank canvas waiting to painted on painted on with memory's except I didn't have any well not of last night I didn't , I left then I ended up here somehow wait were even am I , where is he who are all these people , I...

I'm a Model that's Undercover as The School's Nerd

**You can currently find the beginning of the rewritten version on my profile here on Wattpad.** What would you do if you lived the life as Clover Thompson: the nerd during the school day and Lucky, the supermodel after school hours. She has been a model since she was 15 years old for all different types of company'...

Sad Stories- Warning! May Cause Goosebumps,Crying and Sadness.

Everyone has their own story that could make chills run up your spine, and tears gather in your eyes. This book is a collection of different stories that have been found to be sad and may cause you to cry. Please read at your own risk. COMPLETED! (Possibly for now)

Sad Quotes

So... this has sad quotes in it, and yeah... but usually sad quotes are the best quotes so I guess read this, no force.