How To Be Emo

Want to be emo? Well, I have written down semi-useful tips and tricks for being emo. Enjoy! *WARNING- SCENE CONTENT MAY BE PRESENT* POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING??!!

Oh, Fucking Hell (TomTord Remastered)

Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. Hello all, Yes, this is a re-write of OFH (from the original author)! It's been a good few years, and my writing has improved significantly, unsurprisingly. While I'm aware many people love OFH, that...

What Are We?

"I can be your worst nightmare, or the greatest thing you've ever seen. But, what are you? What are we?" Tord comes back months after "The End." He begs for forgiveness from his old besties. Matt; forgave easily, but still mentions how tord ruined his beautiful face. Edd; took some convincing, but learned to forgive a...

Eddtom or tordtom fluff smut

This is my first story and I'm horrible at writing stories so don't read this is you don't like bad stories and I am definitely bad at doing Smut shots ;-;

Min Kjære. -TordTom

"What the fuck have you've done?" -TordTom -Paultryk (I ship the characters only.) *Future AU. - lots of angst. enjoy. ʕ'• ᴥ•̥'ʔ

Teach me, love

I can teach you how to say 'I love you'. But I can't teach you to mean it. - Based on skimson's tordtom highschool AU. Artwork: senya-sucks on tumblr

Shouldn't Have [TomTord]

Hanahaki Disease AU: Tom doesn't try. He doesn't want to. This is because no matter what he does, he knows he'll always end up in last place. It's no big deal, it's not like anything he does is a life or death situation. But it kind of is. This story is brought you to by: Flowers in lungs, a ginger wingman with a sto...

Eddsworld ship Smut & Fluff dump

⚠️= 18+(smut. and stuff), mostly TomTord/TordTom

Oh, Fucking Hell (Tomtord)

Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how...