Jokes and Funny Texts Part 2!

Part two of my joke book is here! Read my first one and I hope you enjoy! :)

My Brother's Best Friend

After returning from England, Isabella is finally home for the summer. But she didn't expect to end up in bed with Caleb Knight, her brother's friend, giving him the one precious thing she can never get back. . . Her virginity. And months later a positive pregnancy test hits her harder than ever, but are they truly re...

I Write Romances, Not Live Them

Five-time New York Times #1 bestseller, Adelaide Maddox, is not like normal 21 year-olds for many reasons. Not only is she one of the most popular romance novelists, she's hiding something from her readers. She's never been in love, never even been kissed. And when Addy's faithful editor retires and a newer, hotter re...

Enemies By Law

Sapphire loved her family, especially her awkwardly still in love parents who she admired, so when she came back to town, she didn't just bring her luggage, she brought a ton of secrets. Preston was young, handsome and definitely a charmer, not like his father. The hatred between the families had been going for as lo...

Death Is My BFF (Book 1 Original Series)

Watty Award Winner 2011) *ORIGINAL SERIES* This is the first book of the Original Death Is My BFF Series, which won the Watty Awards in 2011! *** Death came knocking at her door. Well actually, he pounded. Faith Williams has always been a little odd, but never before did she think she was one of a kind. Enter Death, t...

Not all Blondes do Backflips

Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all hap...

The pain behind her smile

Ilus, a 16 year old girl who moved from Estonia when her dad cheated and even blamed her mum for it! Her mum used to be strong but now is a wreck, Ilus finds her self only happy when she harms herself. She loves to draw and read but can't stop putting herself in pain. She had two friends who were a massive part of her...

Must Date The PLAYBOY! (PUBLISHED)

When Victoria 'Tori' Peige found out that Zachary Anderson was the reason for all of her bestfriend's past break-ups, she knew she had to step in and make a move. Even if it was against her will, Ms. goody-goody asked Zach to be her boyfriend. Little did Tori know that Zach only agreed because he wanted to use her in...

Must Hate The PLAYBOY! (PUBLISHED)

(Must Date the Playboy Book 2) Tori tried her best to move on from the playboy who broke her heart. But just as she thought she was finally okay, Zach unexpectedly came back to mess her up. In order to stop her feelings from resurfacing-and to save herself from hurting-she decided to hate the playboy. But is hating th...

I've Got Louis Tomlinson's Phone BOOK 2

**Book 2** (Front cover by Sarah_Malik) 'Louis William Tomlinson, never steal my phone again, or I will be forced to send yours to a watery grave by flushing it down the toilet'. 'What ever you say buttercup' Louis said, kissing me on the cheek and wrapping an arm around my shoulders. - Claire Grey hasn't seen Lo...

The Fame Project - A Louis Tomlinson Fan Fiction - Sequel To TMABP

School's ended. Louis and the boys are in a worldwide famous boy band while Rosie is stuck in a rundown flat, studying at college in London. Things couldn't have ended more differently for the two. And things didn't end on the best note either...but will things begin to look up for the two on Rosie's determined journe...

A Nerd Romance.

Sophie Green Is a nerd. Everyone picks on her. There is only one person who protects her and when he is not around they pick on her twice as much. What would happen if her schools most popular jock in the school, takes a sudden like to her? Will she trust him after all the bullying he has done to her? Why is he talkin...

Ruining The Life Of A Jerk. (Sequel To A Nerds Romance)

Sophie Green, used to be a nerd. Until Zack Daniel changed her life with one little bet. Zack Daniel didn't mean to make a bet, but thanks to his friends, Ian, Mike, and Chris and one drunken night, it happened before he even knew it. One day, when Zack was at the grave yard visiting his brother, Sophies best friend...

I Almost Killed My Crush's Mom

I, Lois Mai Reynolds, am all kinds of clumsy. I fall over flat surfaces. I drop expensive vases, and miraculously find ways to trip over thin air. Not a day has passed by when I'm not wearing a Band-Aid for some kind of accident that I've endured, and it's stooped to the level now that my parents call me King Kong and...

Started With a Lie

[Watty's 2015 Winner] one lie. one fake relationship. one million problems. © 2016 Virgo Rose Edwards. trailer made by @novemberdreamer

Not His Girl

There are two things Harper Lynch wasn't expecting when she made out with an attractive stranger at her aunt's wedding. One: He would show up on her doorstep two weeks later as the son of an old family friend. Two: That he would be staying in her house, right next door to her. If living together isn't enough, Duke s...

My Perfect Destiny

Nevaeh and Damon have known each other since they were in diapers, both born to teenage parents. Damon is Nevaeh's best friend, her other half, and the love of her life. Although, Damon has no idea.

My Happily Never After

"Don't be silly," I said with a wry smile stretched over my lips. "I'm not in love with him." I let out a small huff of air - something half on it's way to becoming a laugh, even though the last thing I felt right then was happy. "I'm in love all on my own." * * * Falling in love is meant to be beautiful. It's meant t...

Along For the Ride

Along For The Ride is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. When Katelyn is forced to travel the US with her pop star brother and leave her soccer dream behind, she is furious - until she meets singer Zach Matthews... ...

A Bad Boy Stole My Bra- SAMPLE

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3...