the booty book

don't touch the booty

SmartPhOwned

Hilarious conversations with friends and family

Dark Poetry for Dark People

It's basically what the title says... I write to vent, so don't expect it all to make perfect sense.

Piece of Paper

Hi just to let you know I now have a blog if anyone is interested http://poetrymum.blogspot.co.uk/ Thanks x (Link also available on profile page)

100 Not So Funny Jokes

The funniest jokes on earth! :D...No? Fine then Grumpy Cat >~> But in all seriousness, this is not meant to insult anyone. Most of these jokes are from the interwebs, shows, or myself. So don't point out the obvious Thank you! so enjoy! -Not intended for pandas.

F*ck Hitler

A poem about how much I hate Hitler.

Slut

A short allegory about slut shaming

The Thug's Wife

Thankyou !

Girls Questions For Guys

Not Another Wattpad Story.

This is a parody of most cliche's in most stories plain and simple. Follow Sophie in her adventure with her totally cliche'd life. Her story, also called "I just moved from another town and am now the outcast of my new school, but the hottest guy in school kidnapped me, OH, and did I mention he's a vampire. But I can'...

Best friends with A Player.

Zane Collins and Maya Raynes have been best friends since Childhood. Zane's your typical Jock, Good looking, Hot and a total player. And Maya?- well she's just his average best friend. Zane get's it easy with the ladies, one wink and they go head over heels but the changes dramatically when a new girl Hope joins and s...