Select All
  • Grace & Style: The Art of Pretending You Have It
    111K 3.3K 5

    It's clear to see I'm a style icon; remember, you can't spell icon without "con." I love clothes, accessories, and makeup as much as the next lady, man, French bulldog in a sweater, or child whose parents dressed her in a couture Halloween costume, but telling people how they should look doesn't suit me (clothes pun...

  • Michael's Melody ✖ clifford au
    94.4K 5K 18

    "Daddy, I'm just like you..." ✖ ✖ ✖ Talented, hard working and on the verge of ultimate celebrity, the band members of 5 Seconds of Summer are diving head first into a year brimming with badass shows and unforgettable memories. As they continue playing concert after concert in their 100+ show world tour and prepare to...

  • Thanatophobia|| muke
    1.3K 106 6

    In which Luke fears death and Michael craves it.

  • Asylum || 5sos
    170K 9.2K 124

    "We're all crazy in our own way." Highest rankings: fanfiction #91 (June 29, 2016) fanfiction #63 (June 30, 2016) fanfiction #57 (July 7, 2016) fanfiction #56 (July 31, 2016) Order of books; 1: Asylum 2: Schizophrenia 3: Sane This story is unedited and I do plan on editing it at some point in time. I just don't ha...

  • Letters {Watty Awards 2013 Winner}
    680K 16K 5

    {Watty Awards 2013 Winner} This is simply a story about a lonely girl who finds love. I was inspired to write this because I wanted to know that there are good things that happen to invisible girls like me. I wanted to write Hope for those who seem hopeless. • • • In March of 2013, Letters was #1 in the short story ca...

    Completed  
  • I Almost Killed My Crush's Mom
    8.5M 394K 41

    I, Lois Mai Reynolds, am all kinds of clumsy. I fall over flat surfaces. I drop expensive vases, and miraculously find ways to trip over thin air. Not a day has passed by when I'm not wearing a Band-Aid for some kind of accident that I've endured, and it's stooped to the level now that my parents call me King Kong and...

    Completed  
  • Comebacks and insults
    1.1M 36.3K 63

    Funny and sometimes mean comebacks and insults maybe you could use them i have used them before jjejeje left them speechless.....

  • They will be missed
    1.7M 60.7K 49

    Some die Some starve Some cry Most cut And they will be missed Some are alone Some are lost in a crowd Some yell out and moan Most do not voice their troubles aloud And they will be missed #1 Poetry #2 Random

    Completed   Mature
  • Last Words
    616K 30K 45

    Poems. Death, suicide, depression, cutting, sadness, loneliness, bullying, hope, religion, love, tears, pain, joy, and more. Read if you want poems and maybe a few one-shots too. But if you want everything to have perfect rhymes, sorry. Look somewhere else. #1 in Poetry on 2/15/2015 <3

    Mature
  • 1000 Facts About 5 Seconds Of Summer
    409K 11.4K 78

    Facts about 5 Seconds of Summer

  • I Sold Myself to the Devil for Vinyls... Pitiful I Know
    124M 3.2M 95

    Lexi Grayson is a normal teenager, as normal as she can be with her unobserving skills and her overthinking mind. But she might need the overthinking if she wants to unravel the smirking mystery that is Blake Eaton.

    Completed  
  • Behind the Crazy
    142K 5.5K 11

    Ariana is just your average girl. She may be a little on the crazy side, but isn't everyone? She loves her life, and she loves it even more when new kid, Chase Reynolds, decides that she is his new target. Ariana's life just became a whole lot crazier... {Part of the Five Girls, Five Guys group. You can read them in a...

    Completed  
  • When Trouble Meets Trouble
    9.9M 385K 36

    After an amusing banter at the library with a mysterious guy, Savannah hopes that it's the last she'll see of the bickering boy. Come to find out, he's a new student at her school who just so happens to be a junior, much like Savannah. He feels the need to stick around her even though she is the target for childish ru...

    Completed  
  • That's Just The Beginning
    14M 440K 46

    Fiona Harper is an angel in nearly everyone's eyes. But there is more to this good girl; she'd rather ditch class than stay up all night to finish a project. She'd rather be at a party than in her room studying, but her parent's would never approve of that. Unless, of course, they didn't know. When she's given the opp...

    Completed  
  • How To Save You
    260K 8.5K 34

    "Number One, I don't care how hot you've gotten over these past seven years; I'm not going to fall for you, number two; you have no idea who I am anymore and number three, if you think I'm some damsel in distress who is just begging to be saved, guess what? You're wrong. I don't want to be saved." Eli and Adrienne wer...

  • My Fake Boyfriend
    93.8M 2.9M 136

    He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in.. ********** What happens when Alexis Dawson- "r...

    Completed  
  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.3M 199K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

    Completed  
  • sarcasm at its finest
    133K 6.8K 46

    rants, opinions and more reasons to hate me.

    Completed