Unknown Number: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? Luke: What? Unknown Number: They're both empty from the neck up! Luke: I'm blonde you dickface. Calum sends a joke a day to a random number he found in KFC bathroom stall.
Ashton can't take care of his own brother, so his parents hire a babysitter. © goldenstarkey | 2014
"He doesn't have anyone, no friends, no family." The nurse snapped. "You might as well get out of here too, he doesn't even know you." "That's the best part," Michael replied with a small smile. "Talking to someone you don't know. Besides, I'm already on my way out." He entered room 213 two minutes after he usually co...
He had fallen in love with the boy at the bottom of the fire escape, but little did he know their perfect reality was soon to be torn apart. [part of the Modern Fairytales collection]
After a sneaky photographer snaps a picture of Harry naked one night (and almost revealing he's gay to everyone), Simon calls them into a meeting to send them away to a private cabin where the nearest village is an hour away. The other boys aren't very happy about the mess Harry made, not even Louis his best mate will...
Inspired by ; A Cinderella Story & Once Upon A Song "Yo diner boy!" "What can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs, and is fat free?" "Water."
the boys get stuck on a train and niall and harry have to share a room together. that would be fine if harry wasn't crushing on niall and niall wasn't such a tease. // in the process of being edited by @IngridJames. // 1D bromance awards (Leprechaun 2013) - 1st place & best cover.
They were complete opposites.. Calum just believes Luke is way out of his limit.
Hollister model Zayn Malik falls in love with his football hunk bestfriend Liam Payne.
I bit down on my lip to hold back a moan that was eager to escape. I couldn't help it, his lips felt so good wrapped around my throbbing hard cock. I watched as his head bobbed up and down, his hand pumping my length in perfect rhythm with his mouth. My lips parted as I let out a short gasp as I tried to catch my brea...
While on tour, Louis starts to feel stressed, and Niall starts feeling pressured to be perfect. As they tour though America, Niall and Louis decide to become "Friends with benefits". But, will one boy's feelings for the other change? Will their friend ship change forever?
Bringing guy after guy to Tyler's room and Troye watching off in the distance was never what Tyler wanted to percieve. After Tyler's tragic rejection from Troye, a sudden, devious plan was all it took to generate the obstacles and drama between the two. No one would ever expect to be dragged into a puzzling, 'friends...
Scott and Jackson have spent a full four years away from each other. They occasionally visit one another and are always on the phone. Though what happens when suddenly Jackson stops calling for the last few days of college? Scott passes it off as the reason he usually stops calling, being that he is cramming for fi...
Scott has never told Stiles that he's gay. In fact they both figured that if one of them was to become gay it would have been stiles. When did Scott realize he was gay? Probably when he broke up with Allison. He never truly had any feelings for her, she was more like a sister to him. Though how ishe supposed to hide i...
Scott and Stiles have been best friends for as long as they can remember. So, what happens when Stiles starts getting these strange new feelings for Scott. Will he fight what he feels to keep his friendship, or will he risk it all for the chance at something new? Find out in I Don't Like You...... I Love You (Scott...