Teenage Posts

girls guide 101 / life hack

this is my girl guide and it has life hack that I find ever girl should know

Sarcastic comebacks

Sarcastic comebacks

1000 Jokes, Comebacks And More 2!!!

All in the title guys...... And more...... Two Funny comebacks and insults please step right this way :) (I didn't make up every joke in this book, okay. All credit goes to the person that made them up. And if you have a problem with any of the jokes, go find the original owner and don't come crying to me if you can't...

That Awkward Moment

Just a book of random Awkward Moments

Bad Pick-up lines

Pick up-lines that you don't want to use when your on a date or you like someone

✮Life Hacks✮

Just some simple tips to make your life that little bit easier

Comebacks and insults

Funny and sometimes mean comebacks and insults maybe you could use them i have used them before jjejeje left them speechless.....

Haha. I laughed. You should laugh too.

[I don't take credit for anything in this book] I hope you laugh reading this!! Ennjjooyy my friends :)

Sarcastically Smart

"...No I'm practicing how to die..." "...I'm sorry, but I didn't know I wake up so I can impress you..." "...I was attacking the floor!..." "...Sorry my shower wasn't working so I came and decided to shower in the rain..." "...Say what now?..." Ellie Carbuckle is a random and a little stupid. She doesn't know how to m...

100 Things To Do When You're Grounded

Awesome Quotes, Comebacks, and Insults!

Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I g...

Teenage posts

All the good teenage posts in one. Don't take any offence to any of them First book don't judge

The Best Dictionary Ever

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

Comebacks

I made this because I wanted to make you guys smile/laugh..... (No hate please).... DISCLAIMER: This story may/will have inappropriate language

Weird things to do in public

Cuz if your anything like me you don't give a fuck about what people think anyway! So join me as I post 5things daily.... And vote please!!!!

Daddy Unknown

Moira King had been cheated on, stabbed in the back, and broken beyond repair --be it her father, her best friend, or her boyfriend; she's had enough. So, with that in mind, she gave up on the idea of finding love and opted to become a mother through sperm donation. That way, she could have a child, sans having to pos...

The President's Daughter

"Watch where you’re going nerd!" Someone said knocking me down, while sending my books flying. I let out a sigh as I crouched down, collecting my books from the floor. Once I got up I saw the person who called me nerd a few seconds ago was standing in front of me wearing a smug expression. "What's wrong nerd? Cat got...

Playing With Fire

"Rule number one," He whispers, pulling back to look me right in the eye, "Never let your guard down." He flashes me a cunning smirk as I stare at him, stunned at what he had just done. Only, he makes a mistake of turning to see what everyone else ahead of the bleachers is doing. I smirk and take a step back forcefu...

The Numbered

Imagine the second you're born, a consultant removes you from your mother's grasp and runs a battery of genetic and physiological tests on you. Thirty minutes later they give you a score out of one hundred which denotes your level of perfection. If your score is above eighty and you work hard to maintain that score yo...

FROST- Jotun Chronicles #1

"*Completed*"I froze the first boy I ever kissed. And I don't mean he got cold feet..." Megan is pretty unhappy when she's forced to move to a tiny, freezing town in Canada. It's going to be totally boring, right? Things heat up when she discovers that she possesses a growing power that's becoming more and more diffic...

Short Horror Stories

A collection of the scariest, creepiest and freakiest campfire ghost stories there are! For anyone who likes a thrill. WARNING: Do not read these in bed at night!

scary stories

these are just some cool horror stories.i really hope you like it and all cover:@milica_J

Between Heaven and Hell

At the age of only fourteen, Joey Olsen was sent to Hell after a brutal family car accident. He soon realizes the only way out is by making a deal with Lucifer, and at the time it didn't seem too horrific. After seven years, Joey returns to Earth, but loses his memory of Hell, and the deal he made with Lucifer. He fi...

The Amanda Project: Book One

When enigmatic freshman Amanda Valentino arrived at Endeavor High, she chose three people - Callie, Hal, and Nia - to guide her through the choppy waters of her new school. Except she didn't tell them about each other. When Amanda leaves, the three must reluctantly work together to figure out why. But once they start...

Children of the Plague

In the darkest corners of lower Manhattan, a battle like no other rages. The city is home to a hidden group of survivors of the nanite plague, and a brother and sister born to defend their race. With a touch that can destroy nanites, Lanni, sister of Alex, is their last chance. Can she save her brother? Can she protec...

Painless

Bliss has always been different. Because of a condition called CIPA, she’s never felt pain–no headaches, no cramps, no charlie horses. She also can’t sweat, cry or even play sports without endangering her life. And the worst part? She knows she has an expiration date, and it is probably fairly soon -- most people like...