My Everything
a Bob Duncan and Paula Deen fic. "You can exterminate my pussy"
A Comedy adventure. That features many funny moments and cool moments as well.
Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?
Samantha finally meets her idol, Bob Duncan. He gives her tickets to a BDE concert, but her car breaks down on the way. Will she make it to the concert in time to see her favorite person take the stage?
When a girl named Georgia is destined to marry Shrek, she needs to find a way to escape her post-apocalyptic world and prove to the world that inside Shrek lurks a sweet, nice man. With the struggles of a vengeful Farquaad, and many lies and false stories, Georgia is forced to decided between killing, or possibly bei...
"On the fifth knock I'm met with such a beautiful sight. It was an ogre, his defined jaw and clothing that accented his figure well made my knees weak. All I wanted to do was devote my whole life to him; to feel him inside me, and make me his."
“All he ever wanted was to please Shrek. And please he did.” Based off of that 4chan post.
Jooe is 95 Bob is 50 But that won't stop their love Age is just a number And jail is just a place
In this series, Shrek, the ogre we all know and love, will go on many exciting adventures.
What happens when bob cheats on amy with three sluts? I don't know, find out and read blaze it