Condiments
In which a Subway worker teaches her customer the real reason why people use condiments
In which a Subway worker teaches her customer the real reason why people use condiments
A reluctant study in adulthood. Featuring: quiet kite-lover Jürgen Lilienthal, reckless and self-defeating optimist Leena Mathew, handsome pre-med Omar Madane, and of course, Mr. Brandolini himself. {spiritual #57}
The summer in which Nellie Dreher tries to draw the map to Indie Rao's heart. (cover by @GlamerousDolls)
When Hannah Trimester's high school suffers from an outbreak of Chlamydia, she thinks it is her chance to write an award winning article that will get her into the school of her dreams. But finding the truth isn't easy. With other problems on the line such as grades, prom, graduation, and boys, Hannah quickly learns t...
Rosie Alder-Pembrook isn’t planning on letting her ultra-feminist club get shut down due to the senior class council’s budget cutbacks (and to be honest, it’s kind of killing her senior year buzz). But when it seems that the only way to revive it is to strike a deal with the semi-sexist/mostly ignorant Class Council p...
Nora's the lead singer of Peacock, vying to win the battle of the bands at her small liberal arts college, but every time she's on stage her attention is on someone who's always in the crowd - a certain Ava who doesn't realize they share the same hometown in Mississippi. Nora fantasizes a future with her childhood cru...
Buttercup "Marie" Lee is seventeen years old, arrogant, rebellious and witty. When she finds out that she is pregnant, she decides to keep the child much to the confusion of everyone around her. William Holloway is the new kid in town who is optimistic, nerve-wreckingly calm and shocks the conservative town of Gateway...
{GIRLS CHASE GIRLS, Book #1} Chronically invisible high school junior Xia Qi gets the shock of her life when her crush Phaedra Barlowe, a girl who embodies James Dean, saves her from a burning car, but that isn't the shock. The shock is when this bad girl with a good soul who could have anyone wants Xia back. *** Webb...
[A psychological thriller] When you can't even pay for a bottle of water, you might want a friend like Casper. This may be hard considering he's the God-given prophet of Seabrook high; the type of kid who offers existential philosophies on a Monday and spews poetry the next. Friends are a select few for Casper, and...
WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION In 1955, mixed-race Ethan Harper leaves his progressive hometown for a summer in Alabama where he's not welcome, except by resident free spirit, Juniper Jones. ***** After getting himself into a bout of trouble, 16-year-ol...
A Prophecy. A Shipwreck. The Battle for Britain begins... They hardly remember the May-children. The one hundred and forty children King Arthur exiled from Britain. Mordred – he’s the one they talk about. They say he was the only May-child who survived. They were wrong. This is the story of the children King Arthur...
(Humour) A parody of a rather well known magician's school life. Will Baldymort triumph at last? Not if the rubber chicken has anything to do with it. Pull my finger... A Harry Potter parody FanFic
At 8 ¾ months pregnant, Tracey Parkes has everything she wants in life. A nice house, even if it is a bit on the small side, a long awaited baby on the way and a reliable husband to boot... Well, as reliable as a husband can be when he's keeping a long held secret - a secret she's desperate to uncover. But with Jonath...
Hi. This Is my first Story I Hope You Like It. I Dont Have Anything Against People Like This. I just Thought That It Would Be Fun To Imagine Myself Into Others Shoes. Follow Me On Picollage @Cookiebunny
Who Am I? When seventeen-year-old suicidally depressed and existentially obsessed Zoe Galaxy seriously considers this question, she earns a passport to another dimension outside of Real Life, where she enrolls in a mystery school for Masters and Magi in the hope she'll get back her will to live. During her mystery sc...
You know Jenna Marbles as a funny girl on Youtube, but, what if she had to be a tribute in the Hunger Games? How will she make it out of the arena alive? P.S. Best read in Jenna's voice.
Honey Boo Boo can't miss an opportunity to be in the spotlight. A seemingly perfect chance comes her way and being the little uneducated redneck she is, she volunteers without thinking. Then she finds out she can't have any butter sketti, and for the first time ever, wants to quit a pagaent. But there are no backsies...
Thirty years after his death, glam rock star Damon Brent is back, and he wants the mystery of his murder unravelled. Ellis Ross, the daughter of Damon's biggest fan, isn't keen on getting involved. But, as she quickly discovers, when you're being haunted by a man wearing more eyeliner than you are, it's hard to say no...
Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toron...
Most little girls play with Barbies, so no one thinks it's unusal when Bridget's little sister Alice and her friend Maddy are constantly playing with the plastic dolls. One day though, the dolls turn into more than just play toys. The dolls start affecting the lives of Bridget, and Maddy's older brother Garrett. At fi...