Bad Puns

This a collection of bad puns and jokes that I find. This story was inspired by a kid in my class named Lucas. ( Thanks!)

BBS One Shots! (OLD VERSION)

Just a bunch of random oneshots DISCONTINUED AND MOVED TO THE NEW ONESHOT BOOK

Misheard Lyrics

Just what the title says... P.S. - Thanks to everyone who contributed in this book, and everyone who reads it! This book wouldn't have gotten this far without all of you! ------------------------------------------------------ Enjoy! ;)

The Big Book Of Rants

pop off sweetie.

Girlie Struggles

Being a girl is tough, but instead of crying at our pain, let's laugh at it.

WTH Facts!

some random facts for yo brain.

Random Things To Do At School

Bored at school? Need something to do? Well here's a list or things to do! Comment on the ones you've done. Comment your crazy school stories and I might add them to the list. (((((Most of these are not made up by me sooo yeah)))))

Markiplier x Reader (One-Shots)

Hey guys! This book with be Markiplier x Reader One-Shots. REQUEST ARE CLOSED.I mostly do smut, but there will be the occasional fluff chapters, as well. I hope you will enjoy these, -Bailey.

*Imagine Markiplier*

•••••••||DISCONTINUED||••••••• *Get ready for your ovaries to explode* Just a bunch of random imagines ranging from Smut to Fluff about the one and only, Mark Edward Fischbach.

Markiplier Smuts

Various smuts that come to mind! :3 Edit: Ay yo, you still reading this? 🤨📸 No more updates! Sorry-

Markiplier X Reader : one shots (SMUT ONlY)

These will be one shots of Markiplier and you, the reader. Feel free to leave suggestions for story's in the comments or message me. These story's will be inspired by you guys. So let me know your kinks and what 'positions' you wanna be put in!

How To Do Your YouTuber (Markiplier smutshots)

So yes, I have decided to put up my dirty af fics about Markimoo. I realize there are guidelines for Wattpad, and I shall abide by them and say these are NOT intended to arouse. They are simply for pervs by a perv. I may take requests, but that shall come in the future. For now, ENJOY! ((Cover credit: http://proffesio...

The Math Teacher(Markiplier X Reader)

You are a Junior and very smart. You exceed very well in Mathematics. You are athletic, pretty, and popular. But when you enroll into a new algebra class, can you handle the teacher that comes with it? - This is my second story, I'm sorry if its bad. - If you haven't read my story,"Choices" I highly suggest you do!

Choices(Jacksepticeye X Reader)

COMPLETED! SEQUEL COMING SOON Have you ever dreamed of being with Séan McLoughlin? You will discover his darkest secrets and his feelings towards you. Do you think you can handle it? this is my first time ever doing this. I'm sorry if it's bad :(((

JackShrekticEye

Enter a world in which Irish Ogres reign supreme. Follow JackShrekticEye as he defeats the evil Lord Markquaad.

Royal Blood (Book I)

[WINNER OF BEST HISTORICAL FICTION STORY IN THE FICTION AWARDS] There is a story that has been whispered into ear after ear across many countries. It's a sad but hopeful story, the story of The Lost Princess of Scotland. You should know that the story I am about to tell you is true. The horrific events within said sto...

Destined For Deliciousness

Love this exciting adventure? Don't forget to VOTE to turn this into the official backstory of Chef Panda! When Chef Panda was younger, he was often playing with his food and mixing it in peculiar concoctions. Because Chef Panda loved food so much, he decided that he would head off to culinary school. When classes b...

Jokes and Other Things

In here I will put some jokes and maybe some other things like texts, pickup lines and comebacks!

The Book of Puns

Let's be honest, the title is pretty self explanatory. Your book for the best/worst puns. There also may be a few other jokes and funny things in there. Enjoy! Please vote and feel free to comment any of your own puns! :) DISCLAIMER: I'm really not that creative and I'm pretty unoriginal so a lot of these are...

Lots Of Ways To Annoy People

Here are lots of ways to annoy people in different places!!! Please Vote, Comment on what you think and your ideas to improve, and please add to your library. It will be updated soon!!!! And don't worry, if you give in an idea, I won't take the credit. I will say that it was your idea!!!!!

☻ BAD PUNS ☻

"Those are bad puns, we don't laugh at them" -sarah

Pickup Lines

in which a silly boy named Niall attempts to ask a girl he adores on a date through cheesy pickup lines.

What if theories...

What if theories...

Harry Potter Truth or Dare

Hi! I'm Lillian, but you can call me Lily. So today I got very, very bored and decided to kidnap Harry Potter characters. I'm forcing them to play truth or dare with me. Here's a list of who've I've taken and on some of them, why I got them: Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ron Weasley Draco Malfoy/Ferret boy (Can't wait...

Harry Potter Text Messaging

These are just fun text messages I made for fun. I hope you enjoy them!! Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. They all belong to J. K. Rowling, the best author in the world.

Harry Potter Instant Messaging

This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.

Harry Potter Jokes and One Shots

These are jokes about everything Potter related... With a few one shots and ships... This is stuff I randomly think of or friends tell me to write about so I'm sorry if this takes for ever to update. Also don't judge my tags... I'm really bad of thinking of tags and they are kind of random. Also forgive the cover. My...

100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by...