Comebacks Are My Second Language

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

funny comebacks (pickup lines, insults, and comebacks)

you're in need of funny comebacks? insults? pick up lines? jokes? you have reached the right place then! read on! (YOU MAY GET A PUNCH IN THE FACE OR A KICK IN THE JEWELS AFTER SAYING THIS SHIT!)

Comebacks

The book of the most witty comebacks for those sassy bitches

DA BOOK OF PUNS!!!

PUNS!

She's With Me (Book 1, the With Me series)

She's With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Amelia Collins is in witness protection, starting at a new school in a small town. But when she becomes involved with the most infamous guy at school, she's reminded that she...

I Love You, End of Story [2015 FTWinterWattyAwards| Best Story]

Fairy Tail Winter Wattys Award Gray/Erza Category Best Story and Best Cover First Place 15 years ago Erza and Gray made a promise with each other. Fifteen years had gone by will they stay true to their promise even if one just wanted to die. 2015 FT Winter Watty Awards Best Story 1st Place Featuring: My Sacrifice by:...

Lucy's Revenge

Team Natsu kicks Lucy off of the team but when they witness her newfound magic will they bribe her back to Fairy Tail or would she remain at Sabertooth and live as she wants? Please keep in mind that this book was written in 2016 or so. The writing will not be professional. I will not be editing it as there will be t...

The Fated Meeting (a fairy tail fanfic)

The Royal siblings of the kingdom of Chronia came to find their brother Gajeel and to seek refuge at the kingdom of Fiore.After being hunted by Alvarez empire's soldiers,they decided to settle in Fiore as a form of hiding but problem comes when Zeref himself decides to track and find their most mysterious treasure: Fa...

The Best Of Comebacks

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Percy Jackson's Twin Sister

(Written from 2013-2014) Marina Jackson thought she had the normal life. She's a demigod, and to top it off, she's Percy Jackson's twin sister!!! Now Marina and her friends have to save Percy from the evil sorceres Medea. Will she be able to save Percy before its too late?(P.S, lots of cursing. Sorry😅)

Funny texts and autocorrects

1000 Funny Jokes

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Funny Text Bloopers

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Surfacing - Book One in the Swans Landing Series

Sixteen-year-old Mara Westray has just lost her mother, and now, being shipped off to live with the father she doesn’t know is not how she imagined grieving. She’s already counting down the days until she turns eighteen and can leave the tiny island of Swans Landing. But from the moment she steps off the ferry, nothin...