Funny Stories and Jokes (completed)
ty for reading I guess
Feel free to use these on people you hate. (Swear warning and sexual jokes but who are we kidding, every book now has both of these.)
"...No I'm practicing how to die..." "...I'm sorry, but I didn't know I wake up so I can impress you..." "...I was attacking the floor!..." "...Sorry my shower wasn't working so I came and decided to shower in the rain..." "...Say what now?..." Ellie Carbuckle is a random and a little stupid. She doesn't know how to m...
❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.
Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me...
I made this because I wanted to make you guys smile/laugh..... (No hate please).... DISCLAIMER: This story may/will have inappropriate language
Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I g...
Funny and sometimes mean comebacks and insults maybe you could use them i have used them before jjejeje left them speechless.....
WARNING! *your moustache may explode from laughter* If you like completely random, slightly weird and totally gut-busting experiences.... then you have come to the right place! This book contains my random life, and I may also include other peoples experiences but this is in no way meant to be copyright. If any of...
All in the title guys...... And more...... Two Funny comebacks and insults please step right this way :) (I didn't make up every joke in this book, okay. All credit goes to the person that made them up. And if you have a problem with any of the jokes, go find the original owner and don't come crying to me if you can't...