How I met your Kriti

Y'all r just gonna have to deal

A Collection of Words.

This is a collection of words. When strung in this particular order, they hold meaning to me. Maybe they will for you, too. Disclaimer: I'm just your average angsty teen girl. Also, it pisses me off that Wattpad doesn't let its users indent. Or use strikethrough. Blah.

Smut fluff basically. [abandoned]

Butterflies

l y r a is weird. But it's okay. She doesn't care. k i p p y is scared. It'll all be okay if she stays quiet, won't it? f é i l e is happy. Sort of. But they all love butterflies.

Winter

Gotta love it

The Melancholy Life of Malachi Perish

The fire goes out, and the crystal ball falls onto the table with a loud crack as it hits the wood. Where is Elsie?, is all I'm able to think at the moment. My heart leaping out my chest, I sit still, my breath a little disjointed and uneven. It's absolutely quiet now--now that my thoughts are silenced. The only thing...

7 Advanced Tips to Improve Your Wattpad Stories

There are hundreds of fantastic books about writing for hopeful authors to choose from, but most of them are boring, complicated, and bogged down by filler. This little book is brief, straight forward, and easy to understand. I hope it will serve as an easy-to-read manual to help serious writers perfect their craft. I...

Snowshine

Faking Delinquency [SAMPLE, PUBLISHED]

[BEING PUBLISHED -- sample and more info inside] One girl. One camp for delinquents. One hell of a summer. Falice Winters has always been the goody-two shoes. Her twin Arabelle . . . not so much. So what happens when their dad plans to ship Arabelle off to a camp to clean up her act? Well, naturally, Arabelle wou...

Double Agent

Enjoy this sort-of story that @ninjasoap and I wrote when we were 11 "In the dead of night, shadows move through the darkness, their movement visible only through small variations in the light. Invisible. They are on an important mission, a recruitment mission. Possibly one of the most important recruitment missions e...

The Waiting Game

I met him in kindergarten—he gave me a fat lip on accident. He was in my American Government class freshmen year of high school. And now he is gone. ~ Gia North knows that good things come to those who wait. But she’s waited long enough when the boy she fell for dies in a car crash in a rain storm; a death that turn...

Eris

Thin

When kids are young and full of innocent wonder, they're asked the question that will haunt them far into their adult lives: what do you want to be when you're older? Kyleigh Frost's answer to this very question was that she wanted to be thin. Ever since she could remember, all she wanted to do with her li...

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

Going Nowhere

This is my own person "junk drawer". Here, you will find ideas that never really went anywhere and never will. There are all sorts of genres to read, and I hope you enjoy.

Project Fat Suit

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

Denied

"Oh? So you just expected it to happen like it does in a romance novel?" I asked. His sheepish look clearly stated that yes, he did expect it to be like that. "Well...welcome to the real world, I hope you enjoy rejection and all that comes with it." I said as I walked off with a smile.

The Boy Who Sneaks in my Bedroom Window (SAMPLE ONLY)

THIS IS JUST A SAMPLE OF THE STORY! The story has now been published in paperback on createspace and Amazon. It's also available in ebook format, look in my profile for links and stuff to it. Thanks xxxxxx Amber Walker and her older brother, Jake, have an abusive father. One night her brother's best friend, Liam, sees...

This thing

After the Potato Apocalypse

The time is here. Run. Run while you still can. Run before the Great Potato comes and kills you. It exists. Don't be fooled. The Great Potato exists and it's after the human race. Its current location is unknown but we are sure it exists. It's building its potato minion right as we speak, so don't waste time. Run! RUN...

A Collection of Others

An ever expanding collection of 'other' poems!

Thin Ice

Kelsey Rogers lives and breathes ice hockey. She grew up with a father and brother who both played, and from them she gained a fierce passion for the sport. When her father’s company relocates him, Kelsey must leave her team behind, only to find out that there is no girls’ team where she now lives. Instead of giving u...

The UnSlut Project

I was the 6th-grade "slut." And I kept a diary. So I decided to create The UnSlut Project in the hopes that my own diary entries could provide some perspective to girls who currently feel trapped and ashamed. I am publishing these entries one at a time, without changing a single word except for the names of the peopl...

An Evening with Trees

Cross My Heart And Hope To Die

Roses are red Violets are blue I might have lied but so did you. You drive me crazy I don't know what to do You should have stayed away Now you are doomed

The Ugly Truth

This is the ugly truth about my life... how I see it is how I say it. No filter! Hello there :) I'm quite excited that you have stumbled into my personal journal. My name is Ivana and Be advised... It is not always pretty in here. Enter at your own risk :) Thank you for stopping by... Until next time:)

Tobias Eaton - One Shot Fanfic (AU)

Criminal Minds (ALSO ON HOLD SORRY NOT REALLY)

NOT A FANFIC FROM THE TV SHOW. My name is Allison DeMontagne: certified genius, criminal mastermind, and international thief. I have performed heists on every continent before disappearing without a trace. I can think up seventeen different ways to disable a burglar alarm in the time it takes you to type out an email...

We all fall down

My sandbox for stories that may or may not actually develop- mostly here for feedback and/or easier editing.

Year of the Chick (book 1 in the "Year of the Chick" series)

[NOTE: This book was written in 2010, a time of long-distance phone cards, weight-loss obsessions, and searching for a man as a solution to life's problems-what a messy time to be alive! In other words, I hope you enjoy this throwback, and while this book does end on a cliffhanger of sorts, the sequel addresses any un...