The Book of Jokes 4
I am very offended that you don't know that I don't care if you're offended of my jokes.
I am very offended that you don't know that I don't care if you're offended of my jokes.
[ REWRITTEN ] Jokes. If you're offended, comment about it and complain to me how I am a bad person and would never read my books again. I don't care.
This is the second version of my other The book of Jokes!! Please remember if offended, I don't care.
Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy really couldn't have picked a worse day to come to Central City for a tour of their prestigious university. Because today is the day when a black hole threatens to devour not only the city, but potentially the whole world as well. Of course, the day will be saved by not only The Flash, bu...
The bestest guide for getting your senpai to notice you! The ultimate way to run with bread in your mouth! Real life senpai stories! Holy hecking heck thanks for 75,000 reads :O
I met him on a Saturday night. It was dark, and unusually warm for a spring night. I ran into him in the woods near my house. I was the only victim he ever spared, not because he felt sorry for me, but because, as he had told me later, it was "Love at first sight, and also my first and only love." "I guess some people...
my name is Jessica, people call me Jess..... but I'd prefer Jessica, anyways. I live with my older brother cause my parents were merdured when I was 5.... kinda sad really... but now I'm 15 and I live with my brother who is 22... yes I seem lame... but in some ways I feel free. kinda.... well that's enough of me.... h...
Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*
These are just a bunch of f*cked-up jokes. So if you have a dark sense of humor, then go ahead and read this junk. If you get offended by these jokes: 1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 and 2 are lies. 4. You're a p*ssy. Nah, Jk, I understand if you don't like my jokes. x3